I saw Hitler at the grocery store!

He was buying tomatoes.

Questions?

Comments?

 

I believe you. The other day Frankenstein's monster came into the Hallmark I worked at, didn't really scare me though.

 

stop with the hallucinogens?

 

no comments, but you reminded me that i need to do some grocery shopping.

 

did you say hhhii

 

i should have

 

I refuse to buy tomatoes ever again....not because of Hitler buying them, but because I'm tired of getting pieces of tomatoe stuck in my teeth. If popcorn doesn't watch it's self it's next.

 

i hate when i get popcorn stuck i my teeth. im like fuck you colonel kernel! hehe

 

Well it is logical,he is a vegetarian after all. But if you said you'd seen him purchasing some sort of a processed beef product I may have doubted you.

 

hitler was a vegetarian. oh yeah! that was bc he had a great respect for the value of life right? lol

 

Did you wave your hand at him? Really high?

 

i did. and i said zeig heil!

 

I think its bullshit that hitler's mustache is taboo. What if that style of mustache looked really good on me? If i decided to wear it then i would catch so much shit.

I mean, Michael Jackson is cleanshaven, but that dont mean that i view all cleanshaven people as child molesters.

I would like to have a hitler-style mustache. But if i did, id have two black eyes to boot.

 

I saw Mussolini at the Bus Stop the other day. He was waiting there angrily and saying, "If I were elected the mayor, I'd make the busses run on time"

 

The principal at my middle school had a hitler-style mustache.

 

Oh please, That mustache style is below the level of even the Bar Mustache....I wish Hitler would have worn a goetie It would've saved my eyes from alot of punishment over the years.

 

haha. id like you still if you had a hitler-stache

 

If Hitler had a goatee, then nobody today would have one. How would that change todays styles??

Another thing, when I watch movies set in Medievel times, Most of the guys have goatees. But not ONE of them has a hitler stache. If Hitler had a goatee, then None of the Medievel movies would have a goatee in them.. Perhaps they might all be wearing Hitler Staches????

 

Woah this has gotten profound.

 

i want to see a knight with a hitler-stache

i love how we coined that word

hitler0stache, hitler-stache. i like it