Well? Answer me!

Do you think a cat can learn to roll a proper joint?

 

no

 

yes but only by mistake

 

A cat might be able to learn how to roll a joint, but it will never be able to actually DO it. Theres this little magic thing we got called opposable thumbs. Without them rolling a joint would prove a bit difficult.

 

you could take its paw and make it do it lol

 

My cat could if she wanted to, but she's a worthless bum who is content to sleep the day away.

 

Yes of course

 

I think my cat could do it...he's that special' 6-toed' variety and he picks stuff up often.

 

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yes

 

I had a six toed cat once. I cant say i recall him picking anything up like he had a thumb, I just dont think it would work that way.

Maybe if he dug into the object with his claws...

 

Well maybe if you had given your cat the proper amount of self-esteem by naming him BIGFOOT (like mine), he would have performed.

 

i cant even roll a proper joint

 

I heard from a friend that cats have a constant stream of mescaline in their blood. I dont believe him, because people would be harvesting cats for mescaline.

 

hes probably the guy who spread the rumor that you could smoke peanuts and banana peals too

 

You can smoke peanuts and banana peels.

 

ok, i guess you can smoke any dry, crumbly substance, but you will feel no effects =p

 

My cat has oppasable thumbs... Shes got 24 toes... She can hold things with her paws, turn a door knob, she even holds my finger. She also loves to stand on her 2 back legs for hours on end... If anyones cat can Roll a joint is mine... Its a shame Im crap at rolling so I cant teach her

 

If the cat can roll twine then you can teach her to roll pot.

 

God! I thought I was lazy!