no one ever calls me

i dont think i slept for more than two consecutive minutes this morning


i got a call from my brother's friend, who i had to tell he didnt live here anymore

i got three calls from people who hung up, one of which i found out was my grandma who decided "she hadnt let the phone ring long enough" when i talked to her later

the doctor called and it was a recorded message, which i didnt care to remember the number they gave me

somebody called for my other brother



then my dad knocks on my door cause he was home from work (i dont know why but he always comes home at 12 and then goes back to work ) and tells me something, and so finally i get up and he brought home all these starbucks cups.. (he works there)





and now i've decided my head is too small for my body




so what are you complaining about today

 

I have too many ladies calling me. they don't give me any breathing room. Perhaps I should shelter myself and live in seclusion and just rent porn from now on.

 

lmfao this reminds me of french class

"no one calls on you, tom." HAHAHAH oh jeezuz.

 

What do you want us to call you?

*slaps knee. Falls backwards out of chair. Lies on his back kicking the floor. Falls asleep*

 

Just don't call her late for dinner.

 

no one ever calls you? no one ever calls MEEEEEEEEE

no one.

i have no friends lmao.

wait. i'm serious.

 

friends are overrated.

 

I'll be your friend, meggo.

 

yeah but no in person friends

 

Don't listen to him Meg! He'll just borrow money from you and eat your ramen without asking!!


Wait...those are roomates. Nevermind.

 

thats my brother.


1. what money????
2. what ramen???? i have ONE pack left and its SHRIMP

 

ewwww. I don't trust the shrimp.

 

i only trust it in cajun cookin or on a ring.

 

on a ring?

 

shrimp ring?

 

Never heard of no shrimp ring.

 

i got shrimp ramen once,and it had ONE shrimp in the whole thingr, and it was so small! I was very disappointed...

 

shrimp are suposed to be small. Hence the name.

 

it was even small for a shrimp. The peas in their were bigger then that one shrimp.

 

Maybe they were just really big peas