Is masturbation un-Christian?

Discussion in 'Christianity' started by Ash_Freakstreet, Apr 4, 2005.

  1. Dervish

    Dervish Member

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    What is familiar is what we are used to;and what we are used to is most difficult to KNOW--that is.to see as a problem;that is to see as strange,as distant as outside us.
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    Love me not the way you love your roast beef sandwich. :mad:
     
  2. sm0key42o8

    sm0key42o8 Senior Member

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    Your not suppose to indulge in the flesh. But I say go for it anyway. Any religion that doesnt allow self-love I want no part in!
     
  3. Dervish

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    :p Like effort,virtue is its' own reward. :>0
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    The man with one eye is King among the blind.

    Careful what you practice.. ..you just might become veeery good at it. c1;>I
     
  4. HuckFinn

    HuckFinn Senior Member

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    I would argue that masturbation doesn't curb lust, it fuels it. The biblical response to temptation is to focus the mind on spiritual things, not to find alternate means of indulgence. This sounds unrealistic from a human standpoint, but Christians are supposed to believe in a God that empowers his people with supernatural grace to follow his commands.
     
  5. Synaptic Ether

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    hahahahaha
     
  6. TrippinBTM

    TrippinBTM Ramblin' Man

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    I do consider that to be unrealistic, in the extreme. Not only that, but it is not healthy to surpress sexual feelings, burying them under spirituality (or anything else, surpression of anything isn't healthy). But if you want to try that route, that's cool. I'd rather live without all that sexual tension.
     
  7. Dervish

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    Seeking without worthyness is arrogance concealed.
    Very many are seekers of opinion and very few are seekers of knowledge for even
    opinion seekers' ability to recognize knowledge is muddled by our Gracious Lord.
    'In this market-place of
    Occult medicine-sellers:
    Do not run hither and thither
    From scoffers to uninitiated ramblers
    But rather sit at the booth
    Of the one who has the real remedy to give!'
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    Don't be soo.. affraid of sexual tension as to take it to a fault.
    You can do it!Everything is only hard at the start,you'll see.
    God is asking for your best efforts.He deserves it and really
    desires it from everyone.No one gets left out if they only
    would put their minds to HIM.
     
  8. Synaptic Ether

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    i want to cry... i'm serious... i know it's my fault for checking obviously christian threads in the first place but... holy shit people... i really can't believe that you adhere yourselves to this bullshit! honestly... i have nothing "constructive" to say to christians anymore... it all just bounces off of them, in my experience. i try to be polite and sympathetic but nothing gets through. it's like they can't hear me... they dont want to hear that there's strong evidence that their religion is bad for people and it's out of its use in politics that it has survived and is as rampant as it is today (<--very very broad statment)

    and i'm so sickof all that blind faith bullshit. doesn't that "rule" seem just a little too convenient? what it's saying is that you shouldn't THINK about ANYTHING... i care about this because i care about the type of people who surround me and in mankto, mn, there are a lot of fucking christians.

    ...i'm going for a walk.
     
  9. Dervish

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    si vis amari,ama
    ~if you wish to be loved,love!
    SENNECA
     
  10. psilonaut

    psilonaut Mushroom Muncher

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    If you were to ask the catholic church...

    DAD:
    There are Jews in the world.
    There are Buddhists.
    There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
    There are those that follow Mohammed, but
    I've never been one of them.

    I'm a Roman Catholic,
    And have been since before I was born,
    And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
    They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

    You don't have to be a six-footer.
    You don't have to have a great brain.
    You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
    A Catholic the moment Dad came,

    Because

    Every sperm is sacred.
    Every sperm is great.
    If a sperm is wasted,
    God gets quite irate.

    CHILDREN:
    Every sperm is sacred.
    Every sperm is great.
    If a sperm is wasted,
    God gets quite irate.

    GIRL:
    Let the heathen spill theirs
    On the dusty ground.
    God shall make them pay for
    Each sperm that can't be found.

    CHILDREN:
    Every sperm is wanted.
    Every sperm is good.
    Every sperm is needed
    In your neighbourhood.

    MUM:
    Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
    Spill theirs just anywhere,
    But God loves those who treat their
    Semen with more care.

    MEN:
    Every sperm is sacred.
    Every sperm is great.
    WOMEN:
    If a sperm is wasted,...
    CHILDREN:
    ...God get quite irate.

    PRIEST:
    Every sperm is sacred.
    BRIDE and GROOM:
    Every sperm is good.
    NANNIES:
    Every sperm is needed...
    CARDINALS:
    ...In your neighbourhood!

    CHILDREN:
    Every sperm is useful.
    Every sperm is fine.
    FUNERAL CORTEGE:
    God needs everybody's.
    MOURNER #1:
    Mine!
    MOURNER #2:
    And mine!
    CORPSE:
    And mine!

    NUN:
    Let the Pagan spill theirs
    O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
    HOLY STATUES:
    God shall strike them down for
    Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

    EVERYONE:
    Every sperm is sacred.
    Every sperm is good.
    Every sperm is needed
    In your neighbourhood.

    Every sperm is sacred.
    Every sperm is great.
    If a sperm is wasted,
    God gets quite iraaaaaate!
     
  11. Sera Michele

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    ROFL

    I was laughing for like 10 minutes....
     
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