How to avoid becoming an uncool stoner

Don't steal the weed from a buddys house, I know a guy that used to try and pull shit like that, and he dun get to smoke with us at all, ok thats a lie he does once in awhile but we freak the fuck out at him alot, and he takes all kinds of shit.

Also when someone pulls out there good shit that everyone has stashed away someplace, it's usualy not up for the public unless offered!

 

-Finish what you start... i hate when people jump out of rotation half way through a joint or a bowl.... its annoying.... unless everyone else is fine..... then its ok..... but dont jump ship when no one else is ready to


-dont expect to get into a rotation unless offered... i hate scavengers... people that come around right when theres rotation and feel free to invite themselves into a smoke session.... not that im greedy and almost always allow people to jump in

-if you're packing.... let someone else take the green hit..... its polite... you have more weed... you can take all the green hits you want by yourself.... i just find it polite to let someone else take a green hit... and always pass a bowl after im done packing

-PASS TO THE LEFT!!!!!! because right is wrong (just my own little thing when smoking... i always make sure rotation is to the left... dunno why... its just how its been)

 

One more......

-If you're the one smoking.... and you get high and wanna quit smoking.. make sure everyone else is high before you put that joint or bowl out..... just cuz you're high doesnt mean that the rest of the group is

 

no agro paranoia

no graciousless feasting on host's food.

no pet kangaroos

 

Whether youre sitting around someones living room or going on a fat Roadie...dont be that guy that changes the music that everyone else is groovin' to.

 

oh i just thought of one. i get annoyed by people who have "stoned laughs" maybe its just this one guy i know, but when he smokes his laugh changes to a higher pitched giggling thing...and its pretty weird.

 

If you're in a closed room dont keep walking in and out. That gets pretty fucking annoying...my older brother, and his friends all light the bowl every hit, and then they get mad at me for not packing enough in the bowl, jackasses. i know a guy who does a santa laugh...
.oh one more thing..smoke right! for the love of g-d, dont just puff, and exhale...i know a guy who does that and smokes just to look cool, wow when he's smoking my weed i always yell at him...i mean if i smoke you up take it and get high with me...dont waste it because you care about what oter people think

 

I heard if you smoke with that headymoechick you'll be the coolest person in the world.. i sure hope to get the chance some day...

 

-dont spill the bong water!!
-dont let weed fall out of the bowl
-dont hotbox the room with farts haha
-dont blow smoke on other people!! that one is really annoying especially if you dont wanna smell like weed!

 

-dont try to scare the shit out of people when your driving!
-dont suck the weed through(when smoking out of a bowl)
-dont change the music when everybody else is gettin into it(allready been said, but a good one)
-dont be stingy

 

dont sell skinny bags
dont act fucked up when you really arent
dont gank all the munchies
dont give somebody bong water and afterwards tell them its piss
dont smoke out dogs all the time (once and a while is kewl)
do hold the smoke for at least a few seconds (its a waste to just blow it out)
do engage in trippy/interesting/different activities while high
do clambake when possable
do tell stories
do decide on something for everyone to watch on tv or listen to music wise
do remember that theres only 12 days left until 420

 

-If you are smoked out, be APPRECIATIVE of the weed that you are smoking.

-It's been said, but DON'T steal other people's food.
-DON'T leave your friend's room car, room, house etc. messy, its just bad form.
-If in a car, the music is determinted by the driver. I don't CARE what anybody else says. He is using the gas, he is driving, so he should be able to pick the type of music, not your buddies. (Although he could reliquinish his duty from time to time and let somebody else pikc the tunes)
-Absolutely DON'T merf it. (Blowing water/air out the bowl) This is the one thing that pisses me off the most, wasting a perfectly good bowl.
-Use your own lighter (if you have one) and make sure you give it back to the person it belongs to afterwards.
-Don't call up your friends asking for them to smoke you out, a REAL big one in my book.
-Since I am usually the guy who smokes people out (at least 1 or 2 people on a daily basis) I feel that the favor either needs to be returned, or a small amount of financial compensation be awarded. lol. I don't smoke people out expecting this, but I think it just makes the whole cycle work.
-When you don't want to sell somebody weed or smoke them out, don't keep on bugging them, it gets really annoying.
-Don't drink out of other people's drinks without asking.
-And one more thing, poorly rolled j's should be criticized, but not to an extent that it hurts the person's feelings, just enough to let them know what to improve on.

Shit, I mean a lot of these are common sense and courtesy, but these events have happened by somebody on this site, as well as other friends of mine, although some are more rare than others.

 

i agree that the decision of music is in the hands of the driver but said driver should be considerate of others musical tastes. just yesterday i had to listen to punk rock on my way home from school. i didnt say anything cause' im a nice guy but it pissed me off still "IN NINTEEN SEVENTY SIXSIXSIX I NAILED A GI JOE TO A CRUCIFIX"!!

GODDAMNIT! I FUCKING HATE PUNK ROCK!!!!!!!

 

Sounds like a good lyric to me! What band is that? Never liked punk too much because the muis c is ez to play, but the lyrics are awesome usually... unless your listening to poser conservative christian punk.

 

^Murderdolls not equal punk.

 

a lot of these guidelines/rules are very uncool. so uptight and whiney. shuttup your bitches. and what the fuck was with the one 'if theres a closed room, dont go in our out' ?? it takes like 2 seconds to open and close a door who gives a fuck

 

OK call me stoned, but didnt we already do a thread on this?? i think trippin started it...something about stoner etiquette

 

yeah, a lot of people treat it like its a ritual or a formal social gathering, ie. keep the same music on, "use your own ligher", criticize bad joints...i dont think i would like smoke with many of you having to remember so many rules..

 

Its only so you dont piss other people off. I mean if someone pissed you off while smoking with them, you probably wouldnt want to smoke w/ them anymore.I mean i get what your saying, its a lot to remember, but one thing i dont like that one of my friends does is she always goes, hey i didnt like that blueberry shit you had the other day, and i was like dude, that was blueberry chronic, like it was good. She just wants to think shes cool and know her weed when she doesnt. thats annoying. if you dont know your weed, its ok, just let other people know for you or teach you haha

 

-do smoke weed
-do get high
-do have fun.

those are my only basic rules.
but i do have one big HUGE rule.
-take your shoes off if you smoke in the Trum Room(me and my friends smoking room)