signs your child is a goth...

I was totally buying this until I saw they were badmouthing the Count. Nobody fucks with the Count.

 

LMAO...That was the funniest thing i have read in a long time.

 

Wow, I had 24 of those. It looks like I'm so gothic I'm dead.

 

way to go man. Just another piece of proof that the christians are messed up in the head. There are so many people who think they are christians and obviously are not. THe world would be crazy if every one belived suff like that.

 

THIS is what's WRONG with so called "Organized Religeon" today!
They JUST don't GET IT!

 

You know.. word for word, this is just like the Satanic Panic packet our police department was handing out for years after an under cover narc was killed. All because not too far from the spot he was shot and killed, they found an old farm house with graffiti in it. They made a book called "Innocence Lost", there are a few pics in it and I don't recall seeing thepentagram they oh so mentioned. Another sad thing is my ex-brother in law's grandfather was a Dallas cop, and told him that "he better keep his nose clean, his school had a narc." Well my BIL figured it out and told the guy the narc was investigating. That's how he (the undercover cop) got shot.

 

LMAO....That is one of the funniest things i've ever read.I mean what does a type of cereal have to do w/ being goth,or the amount of sleep you get.I'm not goth and I applied to over 23 of those...wait I am goth I guess...save me now people...wow..lol

 

oh no more than 5 apply.yeah right...Waching cable Tv is worng?What I cant where black?Oh playing RPGs are bad...really..Im so sure it can hurt me,I compain of bordem because I AM REALLY BORED,Im on the computer...ohh I must be bad,I spend time alone ..Im an only child damm it I have to be alone.Those 6 apply I must be a goth.I can uderstand the frear of statnisum I do belive that spirtisum is an evil thing.But waching every thing but public tv is evil....lol what idots

 

Hahaha, thats hilarious! Glad it's a parody, but sad it could have been true.

I'm definitely NOT goth and I got 17! Oh my ... it seems that being humen = being goth, so I'd rather take human/goth than Christian!

 

i don't know what is sadder, the fact that "this could be true" for some "christians" or the fact that so many people want it to be true so that they can paint all christians (or even all organized religions) with the same distorted, extremist brush and eagerly embrace this parody as "proof" validating their own irrational bigotries.

 

- Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
- Spends large amounts of time alone.
- Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)

Personally, I figure they're masterbating and don't want their folks around. *rolls eyes* Good thing this is a joke. The scary thing is, some moron's going to email this to the wrong person and that person is going to take it seriously.

"Little Johnny always wants to be alone! And he wears a lot of black! And he listens to metal! Dear God, Satan has taken hold of my little boy! Quick, Bob! Get the crucifix and the Holy Water mixed with the Blood of the Pope! We need to set our baby free of the devil!"

My mom wouldn't let me read R. L. Stein or Christopher Pike when I was young because they were "bad". But when I went "weird" on her at age 16, she was okay with it. *shrugs* Well, I'm weird still, and Pagan, too! Guess I'd better pack my bags -- Next stop, the Fires of the Abyss!

BTW, I got 24 pts. That makes me nearly 5 times gother than I thought!

Bright Blessings!
Aphrodite Pretty

 

whahahahhaha. my parents are thinking about locking there three kids up

 

according to this list I am a goth, and all this time I thought I was a hippie. well guess I gotta go find the goth forums

 

Oh thats brilliant the part about the bowl in the school hall killed me....

 

wow, thats pretty spot on

 

haha fuckin hell what life would u actually have if you never have or will do any of the points mentioned, ............hmm that means like everyone is now a goth!...it'll all goes back to stupid stereotypes again doesn't it, like......all goths are misserable and wish to die in hell and woship satan, all hippies are drug users, all hip-hop fans believe in volience etc...is all a load of crap, lol

 

IT'S SATIRE.

Damn, it's incredible how many people fall for this kind of bullshit.

 

Bolded the ones that apply to me.

tally=26

 

I just learned that i was a goth ... I should be in prison ... Actually i tought i was more of the hippie kind ... Well lol i'm a total goth should go drink blood !

 

I got 16. XD