Welcome to the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

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  1. Utopia_Erwtje

    Utopia_Erwtje Member

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    http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

    which part of hell do you go to?


    im going to:

    Seventh Level of Hell

    Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
     
  2. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

    Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
     
  3. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

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    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
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    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
     
  4. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

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  5. Soulless||Chaos

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    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
    Level 2 Lustful Very High
    Level 3 Gluttonous High
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
    Level 7 Violent High
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High

    Says I'm going to the fourth... Last time I took the quiz I got 8th or 9th I think.. :confused:
     
  6. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

    You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Low
    Level 2 | Very High
    Level 3 | Very Low
    Level 4 | Low
    Level 5 | Moderate
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
    Level 7 | High
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus | High
     
  7. DancerAnnie

    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

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    Second Level of Hell

    You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:


    Purgatory-Repenting Believers Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo-Virtuous Non-Believers Very High
    Level 2-Lustful Very High
    Level 3-Gluttonous Very Low
    Level 4-Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
    Level 5-Wrathful and Gloomy Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis-Heretics Moderate
    Level 7-Violent High
    Level 8- the Malebolge-Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus-Treacherous Moderate
     
  8. matthew

    matthew Almost sexy

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  9. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i'm going to the 6th level
     
  10. HippyFreek2004

    HippyFreek2004 changed screen name

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    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
     
  11. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    First Level of Hell - Limbo

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    Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.
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    apparently, I'm a virtuous pagan.
     
  12. FreakyJoeMan

    FreakyJoeMan 100% Batshit Insane

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    Jesus, an to think I actually respected somma you guys. I got to the sixth layer, an I thought alot of ya'll coulda done better than that.
     
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