Pet Peeves, Post Em'

How about it folks? List your pet peeves, one or as many as you want!

Mine are

The idiot driver who risks his life and mine to pull out in front of me and then drive at 25mph!

Co-workers who never clean up ANYTHING

 

when people make loud gulping noises when they swallow

people who shout when they sneeze so much that it hurts my ears

when people invade my personal space


just irritates me.

 

people in freaking line that stand right on your ass...
people who ride right on your bumper whilist driving when its obvious that someone is in front of you but they ride so close to you that they think you have go-go gadget wheels or something
people who are overly religious and talk to me about it..
teens or preteens who think they know it all
people who talk on cell phones while driving
soccer moms who think they have the right of way cause they have a soccer emblem on their minivan..
people who sup-up their car likes its a house...

 

-Guys who spend all their money and time on cars, and wear those awful "Nascar" jackets...
-People who talk on cellphones while driving.
-I don't like being breathed on. I even yelled at my man in the delivery room "Don't blow at me!!" poor guy...
-People who cause shit between others, especially in the workplace. Then they stand back and admire their handywork....

 

i know this is a little strange but i cant stand watching people lick ice-creams. it sickens me. especially when its a family member.
also i dont like people who are rude and boisterous. calm and polite people are my favourite

 

I saw a guy driving like a maniac...speeding and passing everybody...he had a cardboard signthat looked like it was written all sloppy in crayon that said "ON DELIVERY"
He looked like a nut...

 

haha maybe he was special, hence the crayon sign

 

People who say "nothing against you......"

'Don't take this the wrong way........"
"No offense.........."
And the very next words out of their mouths is a slam of some kind.

 

It reminded me of Dumb and Dumber when Lloyd held up his liscense and said "It's OK, I'm a LIMO DRIVER!!" And then fell off the jetway....

 

People who chew with their mouth open.

People who try to force their way onto the elevator before they let me off. To all who do this.......hey! If you let me off first, there might be enough room for your thick skull to fit into the elevator.
Women like Gary Shandling described, when he's on a date and they just can't stop talking about themselves.
Look at me.
Help me.
I'm on fire.
Put me out.
etc. etc.

 

1. People who chew with their mouths open (I CANNOT STAND THAT SOUND!
2. People who leave the cap off the toothpaste (I DON"T WANT TO BRUSH WITH CRUSTIES!)
3. People who drive slow in the left lane.
4. When someone invites me to a party where I don't know anyone and just ignores me (WHY WOULD YOU INVITE SOMEONE TO A PARTY AND JUST IGNORE THEM???)
5. People who complain but don't do anything to relieve the situation.
6. Apathy
7. Egomaniacs
8. Arrogance.

I think that's it *laughs*. I can usually put up with things pretty well most of the time, but sometimes these get on my nerves. Mostly the first one though...that one...I can't stand EVER

 

1. The 'eye contact' game on the train/tube. Everyone usually avoids it but theres always one nut that stares everyone out (usually foreign).
2. People that ask you to get the phone when they know that call is for them.
3. People with bad body odour/ breath
4. Pop ups while your browsing
5. Long essays on mind numbing, boring subjects
6. Elton John, and Cliff Richard (or similar) singing on tv/radio.

 

Nosey neighbors

 

fucking up when i cook eggs.

 

People who say they will call you but never do.
Asking too many questions when it is not pertaining to the situation.
When you are about to eat dinner with family or friends and they have something real quick to do before dinner.
People who take forever to make a right.
People who say do you work here? When they obiovously know you do and then even more annoyingly ask can you check me out? Like fuck off no bitch I can't.
People who impose their opinions on you and they are always the right one.
And lastly for right now.... people who think they know it all because they go to an expensive school.

 

those sound like personal issues you need to work on

 

People who drive and talk on their cell phones. I've been guilty of it before when I had one, but generally only for a brief moment, not an hour long conversation.

People who talk on their cell phones in public places, like in line at a store.

lazy employees

people who where baseball caps sideways and where pants that are slung so low that their ass and boxers are hanging fully out.

people who drive slower than the speed limit in the left lane

people who talk like truck drivers

 

pop ups im hating them right now
close talkers

erhm thats about it geez come to think of it i think im turning mellow nothing annoys me anymore

 

A couple more

Any kind of in your face advertising. Whether its telemarketing, pop up advertising on the net, junk email, junk regular mail and especially billboards. I love the fact that there are no billboards in the state of Vermont.

 

pff vermonts barely a state.