Might be nearer an hour...

Have ironing to do aswell... what? It's cheaper than texting

 

fine, you sod off and do your ironing!

im going out into the garden to do some juggling while the sun is still shining!

 

i would like to order a pizza please!


i want a margareta um a big one and have it faxed to me!

 

you wrote that hours ago!! why arent you talking to me? i dont smell that bad do i? i had a bath last tuesday!!

 

dah

 

if ur using the furum for txting u'd thought you would put a name on it at least.

 

lo r u cumin out 2nite?> txt bk plz lol thx


Why is it that, after typing that, I feel so dirty?

 

Because you are a Muppet!!

 

haha txt lngo

 

you didn't put 'lol' in that.

wot knd of sck jke is ths?!

 

lol thx loz u r rite!!!11eleventyone

 

haha! you're amusing! where did your....ooo *searches for power_13's fly*





i meant flyology as opposed your fly fly....:&

 

If it was my fly fly, it would be a fruitless search. Due to an allergy to certain clothing fibres, I never wear trousers. Any time in the past that anyone has seen me wearing trousers, they have been made of paper or simply chalked on. And now you all know why I hate rain.