should i play dumb

hey i have a problem theirs this girl thats my friend with benifits. i know she has give head befor but she said she hasn't. I don't know if i should ask her to give me head or not because im not suppose to know she has done it befor.

 

Before you start thinking about sex, you should learn how to spell ya fuckin' retard.

My rule is, if you don't know how to spell, don't have sex because you're not ready for the responsibility of having a kid.

 

I think you shouldn't ask for it.. If she wants to, she'll do it anyways.. Do it to her and see if she returns the favor..

 

i agree...and also you do need to learn how to spell

 

How exactly do you know that she definately gave head before? Did you watch her do it? Anything else could be fabrication.

Anywho, if you want to play around with oral sex, just say something along the lines of "would you like to try oral on me tonight, and I'll try oral on you?"

 

LOL!! Someone beat me to the punch!!!!


Okay, everyone, jump all over Flake because he attacked the spelling and not the message! Come on! Be consistent!



But really, what the fuck is with people who want us to give them advice and shit and consider their predicaments, but can't be bothered to write as though they're literate? Have a fuckin' care, "bigjohnson," and just pretend like you respect us enough to write like you've been past second grade.

You say this is a friend with benefits, but you haven't gotten head from her? What does that mean you do do? Just fuck?! What kind of friend with benefits is that? Do you give her head? Who gives a fuck if she has or hasn't before? Just ask her to. You don't have to include mention of your "knowledge" that she already has done it in your asking for it, duh! Your asking for it is independent of anyone she did or didn't suck off before.

-Jeffrey

 

Right on! I don't think you should go assuming anything when people spread rumors like wildfire, bigjohnson86. And just because she "might" have done it before doesn't mean that she's going to do it for you. No offense, just sticking up for this girly here.

 

What is the benefit to having a friend who doesn't give you head?

 

wow, chill the fuck out about the spelling.

 

yeah, whats up with the spelling? Not all people here speak english that well.. I'm dutch.. hope you don't react like that when I make a mistake.. And maybe he's dyslexic (don't know how you spell that in english)..

 

How do you know she has done it before? People lie about shit like that all the time....

I also love the way people expect that since you fucked one guy, you should then fuck all the other guys just to be fair...

I have had several boyfriends in my life, and no, I didn't sleep with all of them. That is my choice, not their right.

 

this isnt english class, you understood what he was trying to say right? cause i sure did

 

If you are talking to me, yes I understood that he thought since a girl he sleeps with gave a blowjob before (he thinks), she should also give him blowjobs.

 

Okey, u dont fiend thes juss a lil anoying? Sur, u gett tha point...

But, poor spelling implies this person expects an answer without even asking in a proper manner. If you were calling into a radio show with this question, you wouldn't say, "Me have friend who fuck me, but no sucky and she lie about suck. How make her suck? Suck good. She do other dick. Help send."

You understood, but nonetheless, it's bad manners to use bad spelling or grammar, written or spoken. It shows the person is really being a selfish fuckwit to A) bring up such a topic and B) not even write correctly.

The question is completely irrelevent. This should be discussed WITH the sexual partner and not with anyone else.

 

It states "Netherlands" on your mini profile, thus I know not to call you a fuckin' retard.

Like I said before, Im not into giving 9 year olds advice about sex so they can get pregnant and soon thereafter kill themselves.

 

Are you implying *gasp* native English speakers should speak and write the language to conform to standards?

 

Im my country it is an honor for a girl to give you head

 

I agree, but you can up the ante by suggesting some 69 action.

 

Hold on, everyone. I believe bigjohnson86's post was misunderstood. The question was not about "giving HEAD", but rather "giving HAET". "Haet" is a 16th century Scottish word meaning "a small quantity of whiskey". Apparently the girl is too selfish with her alcohol. Yes, it helps to have a spell checker at times like this.

 

lol hehehe