Give me 3 reasons why I shouldn't kill you.

Be persuasive.

 

I'm really fucking hot,
I'm incredibly intelligent,
and I make a mean apple pie.

 

Interesting, but yet not convincing.

 

Just kill me.

 

Excellent answer... the best so far.

 

I know, I tend to do that.

 

1 because so many people will fail to give you any reasons, that you will need help killing them all. i will be your help

2 i will do so in very creative ways, amusing you

3 because, thats why

 

besuse!!!!!!!

 

kill me

but only do it in some romantically tragical sense...

 

As a matter of cat, all i really want is a foot massage.

 

1. i like orange mangos
2. you can't kill me
3. i will kill you first.

 

should is what you do in the little room with the mirrors

the more harm there is floating arround the more likely you are to run into it
the more harm you cause the more there is floating arround
this sounds like a pretty good reason not to kill anyone to me

 

1.I need to clip my toe nails.

2.My dad is bigger than your dad.
3.I do not own a toaster oven.

 

1. I love steak
2. I haven't tried skydiving
3. I want to see the reich flourish

Is that persuasive enough?

 

I can double-dutch longer than anyone I know.
I always bring my own soap bubbles and wand to the party.
I've the best incense collection you'll ever find, bar none.

 

1. you dont know who i am
2. even if you do, you cant find me
3. even if you can find me, you'd just end up admiring and loving me so much that you would not be able to kill me.

SO THERE!

 

1. Because the government would avenge my death ... they'll be pissed because they wouldn't get tax profit from my job, my cigs and alcohol
2. Because I'm still a virgin
3. I can't be bothered dying .. too hungover!

 

1.I have one of these:

2.I have one of these:
3.And one of these:

 

You can sure as hell try. But you better make sure I don't get you first.

 

and oh oh oh ... reason 4. I'll beat you to death with my penis then piss on you just for trying.