Take the quiz: What Gruesome Death Are You? (contains yummy pics!) Skinned Alive You like taking charge of situations, but one day a razor is going to charge itself right into your flesh. Your death is going to be excrutiatingly painful, but don't worry-soon after it starts, the agony will drive you insane and you won't have to suffer long before being granted the sweet mercy of death. My advice is to enjoy all of your good memories while you can, because when those blades start digging into you bloody skin, you won't be able to remember ever having been happy. Enjoy!
Decapitation An explorer by heart, it's only natural that you'd wind up dying in a rather bizarre and twisted way. Scientists say that the human eyes actually continue to see for five seconds after being butchered off, so you'll have a front row seat of your murderer desecrating your body before your head becomes nothing more than a hollowed-out skull for worms to feast on. I guess it's safe to say you'll never get AHEAD in life. What's weird about this is that I had actually thought that I'd die by losing my head. Freaky.
I almost managed to off myself when I was 10....but my little brother walked in at the last moment, so I threw up and told my dad to take me to the hospital...I couldn't leave them alone with him...
Cult Sacrifice Whether you'll admit it to yourself or not, you're naive. That's why your pathetically weak mind will be easy prey for the twisted cult that you'll be assimilated into. There's no reason to be worried; you'll be able to live a long, long life of worshipping a false deity and suffering immensely because of that faith before your Brothers and Sisters in delusion finally decide to slaughter you in sacrifice. And it gets better! Since torment will be especially important for the ritual, it might take up to seven days for the pain to finally quench your soul.
Artistic Suicide Yeah, yeah, you're depressed. You're lonely. No one gets you. That's why you'll take a couple of razor blades and slice open your wrists. Who says suicide isn't gruesome? I'm sure that if you really put your mind to it, you'll be able to turn all of your pain into a work of morbid art that will take the forensics teams a long, long time to clean up. Unfortunately, right before you die, you're going to realize that you really DID want to live after all. Ain't life a bitch?
Take the quiz: <a href="http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=9340">"What Gruesome Death Are You? (contains yummy pics!)"<br><img src="http://img1.zenhex.com/quiz2/9340/res2.jpg" border="0"></a><br><b>Cult Sacrifice</b><br>Whether you'll admit it to yourself or not, you're naive. That's why your pathetically weak mind will be easy prey for the twisted cult that you'll be assimilated into. There's no reason to be worried; you'll be able to live a long, long life of worshipping a false deity and suffering immensely because of that faith before your Brothers and Sisters in delusion finally decide to slaughter you in sacrifice. And it gets better! Since torment will be especially important for the ritual, it might take up to seven days for the pain to finally quench your soul.
Your Results: Artistic Suicide Yeah, yeah, you're depressed. You're lonely. No one gets you. That's why you'll take a couple of razor blades and slice open your wrists. Who says suicide isn't gruesome? I'm sure that if you really put your mind to it, you'll be able to turn all of your pain into a work of morbid art that will take the forensics teams a long, long time to clean up. Unfortunately, right before you die, you're going to realize that you really DID want to live after all. Ain't life a bitch? All I can say is "Wow".
Internal Parasites Yes, that's right! Tiny, crawly harbingers of doom will infest your insides and feast on the soft tissue within. They will most likely enter your body through undercooked meat or eggs, and will cause you years of discomfort before the doctors finally realize what your ailment is. By then, of course, it will be too late, and you'll die naked and screaming in pain. Hey, how many people get to die just the way they were born?
Your Results: Internal Parasites Yes, that's right! Tiny, crawly harbingers of doom will infest your insides and feast on the soft tissue within. They will most likely enter your body through undercooked meat or eggs, and will cause you years of discomfort before the doctors finally realize what your ailment is. By then, of course, it will be too late, and you'll die naked and screaming in pain. Hey, how many people get to die just the way they were born?