I'm too sexy for this...

kisses and sweatsuits heh

 

Yes, lynsey, they do.

You see, lesbians develop giant egos to compensate for their lack of penis. Seriously, if they wanted to, they could fuck you with their ego alone.

 

your just mad because they just add to the moumental amount of women who already have no desire what so ever for your inconcievabley small penis

 

now see that is actually something i'm not to fucking sexy for and i'm really pissed off about the shit too. i'm so fucking stressed and i hate it............aaaggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...whats an artist to do?????????????????????????

 

You weren't complaining when I fucked you so hard, you passed out.

Or maybe you were passed out before-hand. Eh, whatever.

 

im way too sexy not to wake up in rio

 

the usa is way too ugly for me .

 

lol no i was just kidding about masturbating to my relflection. i find myself pretty unattractive so looking at pics of myself doesn't turn me on. i'm still the same as straight women in the sense that i'm critical of my body. i'm generally not attracted to people that look the slightest bit like me, either.

 

My first one is tomorrow night, 7pm. Accounting, blaaaarg. A little better than Stats, and way less reading than Industrial Relations.

 

I'm To Sexy For Rules

 

I'm too sexy for this forum..and this country. WELL for the whole world really. I'm a sexy bitch baby, yeah!

 

im to sexy for my chemistry test tomorrow

 

im too sexy for sleep

 

uhm how about no

 

im too sexy for my spanish review today but my profs a chica so i doubt that excuse will fly when i fail my test

 

im too sexy for not a goddamn thing

 

Im to sexy for my book

 

I'm too sexy for my essay...this thing really sucks!

 

I'm too sexy for my shoes, I gotta go to class right now... and I can tell ya I'm too sexy for Embriology right now

 

I'm too sexy to be me.