I'm just rambling and taking notes at this time. But. The premise is this. One day, two "Jehova's Witnesses" visit this old hippy. He happens to be stoned and invintes them in. They ask "Do you know Jesus?" to which he replied, "Know him?! I party with the guy!" And the story developes from there.
I'm not sure EXACTLY where I wanna go with it, but the Hippy freaks out his guests and they run Screaming from his door. I'm thinking Theologocal debate between the three. All the while Dude's tokin up and they get the 2nd hand smoke.
Dude that sounds great! Deffinately a debate about the existense of God, you could even turn it round so the hippy convinces the witnesses that Jesus doesn't exist by giving them proof that he does exist (if you're going to base it on the theory that God exists on faith alone and that proof would thereby negate his existance). I dunno... I got lost while typing that sentence and forgot what I was talking about, and my rat is chewing on my fingernails, making it hard to type. So... yeah, sounds like a great story and I'd REALLY like to read it when you're finished. ~Moro
Maybe, (Just testing the Waters!) At some point, they ask him if he's Schitzophrenic? And he replies. "No! I'm NOT!' then he says "Yes you are!" and then "Shut Up!" and offers them more Tea?
Sounds like a hit, esp since it's happened to me more than once ... The first story's good, but had a weak ending. So I'll go with the most recent one. Two Jehova's witnesses come to the Old Hippies door and yada yada yada. Yeah I party with the dude Can we come in and talk with you about the Great Things He's done for us? Wellll, I kinda got some company right now (looking at the stash strewn across his coffee table), can we get together tomorrow? (The Jehova witnesses are somehow taken back, seeing how it is Sunday and in their eyes no one should have company besides them at 3 in the afternoon.) "Sure, would tomorrow about 10 be ok? 10? no, I doubt if I'll be alive by then. Are you dudes motorin' in the afternoon? say around 3? Sure. 3 will be fine. Do you work? Yeah, but it'll keep. Ok. We'll see you then. God bless you. Old Hippie reflects ... Did I sneeze? Needless to say I never go back with them, seems the First Fellowship Church of Christ's listing doesn't come up on the caller ID But I thought this may give you a jumping off point.
DEJA-WOW!!!!!! I ALMOST had this opportunity two days ago! I'd have JUMPED on it if my wife wasn't home. Yep! They Knocked!!!
Nah. That's the old Bums Rush. I would go a different way. I'd make it an interview type of thing. The threesome sit down and begin chatting. Absent mindedly, the Hippy sparks his bong. And then remembers his manners and offers the strange pair a HIT off of it. They decline, so he sparks again. Always the polite pair, the two ignore the hippy's actions, and begin thier speach. Go from there.....