Should I?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by seamonster66, Apr 12, 2005.

  1. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    maybe do your taxes first then get stoned... etc..
     
  2. seamonster66

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    yea, but that would be a little too mature for me.

    Its too late to do taxes today, considering the sun will be going down in 5 hours.
     
  3. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    masterbate while doing your taxes
     
  4. Peanuts

    Peanuts Nutz

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    So what's your plan? Have you figured it out yet or partaken in any of it?

    Sesame sticks sound good.

    I just took a nap. I am going to flirt with my husband when he comes home in hopes we will have sex tonight. I sent him a picture of me earlier. I got a good response. So far my plans working. MWWWAAAHHHHH!
     
  5. seamonster66

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    I bet there is someone out there for who doing taxes is like masturbation....




    and I don't want to meet that person :D

    and no, no sesame sticks, no pot, no masturbation yet, just hip forums and myspace.

    wow, actual sex, not a bad idea, although I think its dirty, evil, and frightfully intimate.
     
  6. Peanuts

    Peanuts Nutz

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    I feel bad for the person who is going to receive the tax papers after the owner of the tax papers has masturbated.
     
  7. seamonster66

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    well...they do say not to use staples :D
     
  8. Peanuts

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    Take a shower when your done. It will wash all that dirt & evil away.
     
  9. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    Only if you shower in alcohol.
     
  10. Peanuts

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    I prefer soap. It's less abbrasive on my skin.
     
  11. seamonster66

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    quote: Only if you shower in alcohol.

    Does sweating out alcohol count, because if so I shower in alcohol everyday ;)
     
  12. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    I don't know, but the thought of you masturbating kind of made me drool a little bit.
     
  13. seamonster66

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    Thinking of you thinking of me drooling makes me drool too! (funny how that works)

    so, should I do my taxes TODAY, or simply wait for tomorrow? (after all, there's only 8 hours till the sun sets)

    Also, should I drink coffee now, or prepare to take a nap instead?
     
  14. Peanuts

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    What are some other options. lol


    Do those taxes so that they are done and you can be done thinking about it. Then take a nap and when you wake up have a big cup of coffee so tonight you can have a big drink because you worked hard today. :)
     
  15. seamonster66

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    Great advice Peanuts, you've motivated me to find the folder with all of my write offs...now to mapquest some of the distances I drive for the mileage...(and to dream of sex, antithesis, and giant cans of Labatt Blue)
     
  16. Peanuts

    Peanuts Nutz

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    You've got yourself a good plan. :D
     
  17. imrigid4u

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    umm you have two more days until the tax deadline.
     
  18. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    why do you people wait till the last end to do taxes?? one of my friends told me that she hasnt done them, nor has her boyfriend. and her boyfriend hasnt done them since last year, and he owes money to the government from last years taxes. lol.
     
  19. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    DROOLER!!!!!!
     
  20. seamonster66

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    quote: why do you people wait till the last end to do taxes??

    Because I'm self employed and have to pay out of the dickhole for social security.....over double what people with normal jobs pay, since their employers pick up the other half.
     

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