just another masturbation thread

who voted for me too? this is weird...

 

She told me "diddle the middle"

I said doodle the whoddle?

She said "push in, press up and wiggle a little."

 

oh my god katie! i didnt put you IN! im so terribly sorry dear, but them maybe its for the better.. you dont want 9 sick perverts, like yours truly

 

Holy jumpin' japanese elephants! that would kind of be embarassing to know someone got off while thinking of me, weird. Who would want to know something of that sort anyways--unless maybe its an ego trip

 

the first vote was an ego trip.. the next 8 are creepy

 

I dont think I'd even date anyone from here (I mean if I actually knew them) let alone get off to the thought of them having insane monkey sex with me LOL well minus Maygun obviously! cause we're together now

 

INSANE MONKEY SEX!?!?!?! HOW DARE YOU BRING THAT UP!?!?! ahhhhhhhh uber douchedness biznatch haha just kidding.. my mom is afraid your mad at her and why arent you on any messangers damn you!

 

not on any messangers because my mom deleted them all she's being insanely bitchy tonight and no Im not mad at your mom, good thing she made me go to school this morning though cause my mom is twirked cause I stayed over there last night, oh well she'll get over it!

 

! i dont let my threads die out

im a good mother

 

I'm feeling slightly ill, but my parents finally moved out to their room in absention of the main house, so I'm alone in the house and they're in the room, bliss I can listen to my music loud and do ...... other things if I so choose :suspicious smiley:

 

!!!! aha

 

laugh aha or discovery ahA

 

a...ha ?

 

aHA

 

yeah thats how i pronounce it aha aHA aha

 

interesting

 

elementary my dear watson...

 

i want to know who voted for me because im scared

 

I thought this was gonna be something else. Meg is kinda hot though!