sex tools?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Moon Water, Apr 14, 2005.

  1. Moon Water

    Moon Water Rena

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    I know it sounds wierd and i am blushing right now but do you have any ideas that you could use to fuck yourself. I wish i could find something but all i can find are things like broom tops and that does not sound wise. I cant buy anything because i dont want anyone to know. :&
     
  2. TheJolta

    TheJolta Member

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    I assume any cylinder will do.... go to the grocery store or general store and see what would work.
     
  3. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    Just about anything, but be careful of things containing a lot of sugar. It can upset the ph balance and cause irritation. And also steer clear of wooden objects, because it can zap the vagina's natural moisture and cause painful lesions due to the dryness, so stay away from those broomsticks. ;)

    Just use your common sense and be cautious when it comes to using anything that you think could potentially cause any internal (or external) harm and experiment with different things until you find those that tickle your fancy.

    Have fun. :)
     
  4. browneydgrl

    browneydgrl Member

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    broom tops?! good god, no, unlessyou want splinters in a place splinters shoud never, ever be

    and seriously, whats so bad about buying a cheap, simple dildo? i know you dont want anyone to know, but places like that are discreet and hey, thats their job...to sell sex toys.

    OH and the other day, i went to a sex toy party and i saw this pillow that has a secret zipper so you can put your sex toys inside and no one can tell...its just another cute pillow on your bed

    what a genius idea
     
  5. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Carrot perhaps? Then you can have a snack later. :D
     
  6. t-dub

    t-dub Pass me the pepper

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    same with a banana!
     
  7. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    Exactly. :D

    I don't see why the produce people aren't trying to corner the sex toy market too. :D

    Sounds like you know how to throw a party. ;)
     
  8. Hippievixen

    Hippievixen Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    i think you should go to a sex shop.

    really, it isn't embarrassing at all.

    take a girlfriend and make an afternoon of it!

    or take your man and pick and choose for yourselves.

    i promise, no one there will bite you.
     
  9. sm0key42o8

    sm0key42o8 Senior Member

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    I say go to the sex shop too. Every women should own a viborator! And most of the time it is women working in the shops, unless you go to some rundown place in the ghetto. Have fun and be safe.
     
  10. Hippievixen

    Hippievixen Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    smokes, you are absolutely right...

    in fact, i visited a sex shop tonight, and two lovely ladies were working the register. there was also a security guard...

    i felt safe and warm and fuzzy! if a creepy dood tried anything... i'm sure the security guard would have whisked him away.

    *giggles*
     
  11. gertie

    gertie Senior Member

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    i would think the banana would get mushed before you ever got finished.

     

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