oh god... i got caught

When I still lived with my parents, my mom caught me a few times. She never said anything though, except to ask me to throw away the plants I had growing in my closet. My dad, on the other hand, lives in his own reality. I could blow a hit in his face and he still wouldn't know (or at least admit) I smoked. You just have to know how to handle your parents...I got lucky with my set, so I wouldn't know how to handle a stricter parental rule. As far as passing drug tests, if you have the money, I suggest investing in vitamin E pills and/or a detox drink (but that might not be the most feasible if your parents are going to randomly test you).

 

I've been smoking for two years now and I still ahve good grades. They are finally starting to slip and I'm getting into more trouble. Well anyways to cheat a drug test just carry a small bottle of bleach and put it into the what ever you piss into with your piss. It lowers some level of something but it works. Also you should drink a shit load of water the day after yuo smoke or even better right when your high starts to go away. Don't drink as much wehn ur high b/c it will brings it down. there is also a number of different things you can buy and drug stores/medicine stores. The prices range from $20 up. If you have any moe questions just ask me!

 

I just tell my mom straight up and my dad knows but he doesn't talk about it. He just doesn't want to deal with it even though he smokes too. The only time he has ever addressed it was when he caught me pinching from him. He just doesn't like how my grades have totally went to shit but I told him they went down even before I started smoking.

And with my mom when I come home stoned she basically just asks me if I'm high and I tell her hell yeah, joke about it, and mess with her a little and she just gives me a dirty look or rolls her eyes or whatever. Or if I call her from a friends house and she asks what I'm doing I'll tell her, "Smoking a blunt... be back in a few minutes." She gets a little pissed but she never really does nething short of maybe calling me an asshole.

It's all about being in control. You just have to acknowledge the fact that your parents aren't going to kill you or anything. My won't even ground me. It's worth hearing a little shit from them once in a while

 

Its your own fault you stupid asian. SMOKE OUTSIDE!!! geez kids these days.

 

alright.. so i got away with it!!! it helped that my dad was drunk and my mom hates him right now. so i told her i was just burning random things and i dont even know what pot smells like. i basically lied like crazy and denied everything. theyre still suspicious of me right now.. so im gonna lay off the pot for a while and maybe do dramamine instead. thanks for all the suggestions everybody

 

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. . . . .
Dramamine is not a Weed substitute. It will fuck your mind completely, and you won't be able to tell the difference between reality and hallucinations.

I knew a guy once. He was into punk and really depressed, messed up his mind every way he could find. He had heard of dramamine, and decided to try it with a friend. While tripping, they decided to go to wal mart. In their trip, they went to Wal mart, bought some cigarettes, and were trying to drive back home when a cop opened the door. Turned out the guy had started his own car, then ended up in his neighbors car, the entire driving and walmart thing hallucinated.

So don't fuck with Dramamine. Just find some alcohol or something.