Say It Drunk

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by bedlam, Apr 16, 2005.

  1. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

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    Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

    a) Innovative
    b) Preliminary
    c) Proliferation
    d) Cinnamon

    Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

    a) Specificity
    b) British Constitution
    c) Passive-aggressive disorder
    d) Transubstantiate

    Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

    a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
    b) Nope, no more booze for me.
    c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    d) No kebab for me, thank you.
    e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
    f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
    g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
    h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
    i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
    j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
     
  2. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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  3. t-dub

    t-dub Members

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    HA!! thats soooo true!!
     
  4. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    No, i will not make out with you!
     
  5. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    That's funny Bedlam.

    I got pulled over one night. Cop said "Do you realize you're weaving"?

    I showed him my watch and said "Of course I'm weaving, wook how wate it is".

    Hey Lace you should have Data telling Pickard "Pull my finger".
     
  6. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    Thats perfect!!!
     
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