No wonder I say the dumbest thing here

Cuz no one else talks, do i have to provide ALL the entertainment!?

 

*chrickets chirping*

 

come down here and get carne asada fries

 

i wish i could.. i would be like a kid in a candy store over there right now

 

Well, raving sultan, entertain us!!!

 

if i must....
Kentucky Drinking Rule
>
>A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls
>out
>his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses
>so
>cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
>
>An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
>into
>the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
>Iraq
>we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the
>same glass twice either.
>
>The Kentucky boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
>throws
>his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the
>Iraqi,
>and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans
>and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.

 

racist, edgy, offensive.... my kind of joke!

 

how do you keep a black guy from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.