The hippy that accidently burned down the rainforest

One day Pocahantis was sitting under a tree smoking her bong. She was just taking in the true wonder that is the rain forest. She listened to the sounds the sounds of the frogs and the birds and even the owl.

"Hoot Hoot", cried the owl. Pocahantis happily smoked her bong until suddenly the owl took a shit on her. It was a truly nasty shit which splattered all over her ceremonial hippy garbs.

"Fucking Owl", exclaimed Picahantis and she got up to return to her house to change her clothes. When she came back she brought an aerosol can with which to get even higher. She had just sat down and started sniffing when she heard the owl again.

"Hoot Hoot", cried the owl. Pocahantis was understandibly worried about the owl but she continued to inhale her aerosol can none-the-less. She looked skyward and saw the same owl that had disgraced her garments once before. Just as she was looking up the owl unleashed another round of nastiness right into her face.

"Oh, that's it you little motherfucker!", yelled the halucenating hippy. She took out her lighter which she had been using to light some rolled up grass and her aerosol can and made a holistic flamethrower. Blinded by her fury, she could no longer see the owl but she continued to unleash the white hot flames of revenge.

Several days later she sat sobbing in corectional facility which was her new home. The entire rainforest lay smoldering. Pocahantis cried to her guard, "please...just one blunt!" But her cries fell upon deaf ears...

 

haa.....poor bitch..........what do you have agaisnt owls

 

they killed my father

 

As an aspiring writer in the hippy genre, I'd really appreciate everyone's thoughts on my story.

 

I think it's beautiful. Emotionally realistic and yet clearly inspired by a brilliant and vivid imagination. Complex characters and a well thought out plot with many a suprising twist and an epic climax. Congrats.

Oh yeah, it sucked.

^_^

 

That's a great story...FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

 

Thanks for ruining my dreams...Was your mother by any chance an owl?

 

Excellent story. WYAWAO, you're a modern day Aesop, mate. Write on.

 

Don't fuck with owls. They'll peck your eyeballs out.

 

Don't joke about that; they killed my father.

 

I can't tell if you're kidding or not, but if you're not, damn, that really sucks.

 

WipeYourAssWithAnOwl

That was a great story, and a couple great comebacks. At this point I don't really care what you have against owls. You made me laugh and that's what counts. I know, I shouldn't be so frivolous, but damn that was funny
And it was the first thread in this forum I was able to read in it's entirety. Good Job

 

i enjoyed that.

hoot.

 

*giggles*

 

I think that's interesting. It's different.

 

i like it a lot. Just the way it is its hilarious, but i think if you expanded the characters and such it would get the reader more entranced into the story perhaps, but as it is its good too...........