Christians never got asked this before till now

Christians: If you could ask Satan any question (because God would make Satan honestly answer you just before God throws Satan into the everlasting punishment), what would the question(s) be?

 

isn't Satan already in everlasting punishment?

 

i would ask if i could be his assistant

 

Why!?

 

its better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven

 

Who are you really?

 

i don't really understand the question here; hasn't satan already been expelled from heaven long ago? are you looking for some kind of "so, why did you do it?" question?

peace,
sophia

 

I'd ask "Satan, if through all your lies and sneakiness, I end up doing evil, your work...why then, do you punish me horribly when you finally get your hands on me??? Shouldn't you give me a big hug, and celebrate a new convert to your side?"

 

I'd say "Satan, level with me dude - god's dead, right?"

 

To whom do you owe your existence?

 

I'd ask either

"So how does it feel to put Christ on the cross only for him to come in your home for three days and kick your butt?"

Or

"Is it hot in hell?"

 

I'd sing him a verse from "Witch" by Lady Isadora:

No, Satan doesn't turn me on
He's too much of a chauvinist pig
No self-respecting feminist
Would be caught dead around a masculine ego that big...

 

Okay, so people list you with so many names: Satan, Lucifer, Mestophilies (Oh I so mispelled it- the devil in Fraust), the one that starts with a b... all those other ones. Which one do you actually want to be called?

 

i would ask him what heating company he was with and how he pays his heating bill" just b4 i stuck that friggen fork right up his jacksie.

 

Hey we could always ask him if he wants a nice big Jug of ice tea

 

I'm not a Christian, but if I could ask Satan any question, I'd ask him if he'd like one of those little motorized fans that you can buy on the boardwalk for $10.

 

I'd ask him if he was thirsty. Maybe we could go out for happy hour =P

 

i do beleive from king of the hill [when peggy is impersonating a nun] it is Hank who lights the lake of fire with clean burning propane [this was all in peggy's dream] and satan is that mexican preist off TV who kills people

 

Via con Dios!

 

vaya con diosa!
(go with the goddess)


or of course,
vaya con dioses
(go with the gods)


but, no habla espanol (or inglis, it would seem...)