How do you plan on getting into heaven??

Well you cant get to heaven...

In a red canoe....

cuz the lord above....

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hahahaha I'm so clever!!
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I'm going to slip the door guy $20

 

I don't plan on getting in. I've learned to accept it.

 

I'm pretty sure I'm goin to hell in a bucket

 

maybe theres a back door that we can talk someone into holding open for us like at the movie theatre................. that is... if it exists! Guess we will all find out eventually!!!
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Storm the gates.

 

sleep my way in

 

I wonder if offering to give Jesus a blow job would work?

 

i'm getting in because i repent

 

i wish heavan is real. it would suck if this is all there is.

 

im gonna give saint peter a light

 

I'll kill some commies.

 

no, I'm making threats on China.

 

I'm going to say I have a warrant for ghandi.

 

I can get to heaven with salvia or shrooms.

 

well, I don't believe in Heaven. So.... if all that god/christianity/devil stuff is true, I'm going to hell anyways. Yay for being a heathen!

 

By accumulating as much wealth as possible. As the Bible says, it is far easier for a rich man to get into Heaven than it is for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle.

Peace

 

One word....."cleavage"