Haha, olhippie, youre funny as hell. Yeah.. cats bathe themselves so you dont have to. If your cat stinks, spray febreeze on it.. I swear to god this works and is totally harmless.
Tie a string to it's tail and dangle it over the toilet. Add one cup laundry dtergent, dunk cat and flush several times. (Note:Make sure you a have tight grasp on the string.)