Today I've decided to be a rockstar. Will you buy my album? Updated 5/11: Just to show that I know how to smile and that I'm not always the sulky, brooding musician type. Not that I'm a musician at all. It's cropped because I had to remove all traces of my ex.
Ah, the classic modern idea that a face can sell music. If I liked what you played, I'd buy your music. If I didn't, no face will convince me to. But you do look like a rock star
Thats the truth... I might not buy your music... But if you got into a pair of tight leather pants and were shirtless id definatly buy it
Hmm, no leather pants round here... hey! how bout my lil bro's Spiderman underoos? *prances around like Freddy Mercury*
Heavens yes. Although if you were playing something awful I might just have to cut pictures of you out of magazines and be a secret obsessive.
Wow, my first secret obsessive! Should I send you some cigarette butts to get you started? So cool, I got six album sales already... guess I better start recording an album. (you think I'm kidding... muahaha)
Hey I'll buy whatever you got. for some reason that black and white picture of yours makes me want to buy it.
you definitely look like a rock star......and it's beautiful....and yes, i'd buy your album the first time, b/c of your sexy look.....but if it wasn't good....i'd just stick to buying posters of you to look at
Thanks! I just added another pic to page 1, because I hate rockstars who never smile. Umm, I hope this doesn't make me lose any of my album sales...
Hmmm... interesting question. Does the world really need one more case of vapid, talentless (by your own admission) commercialism? What the hell. Natalie Imbruglia got rich stealing other people's songs and ruining them on the radio. Go for it, man.
lol I PROMISE, IF YOU ELECT ME ROCKSTAR, I WILL NEVER PURPORT TO HAVE A SINGLE OUNCE OF TALENT, EVER. (here's where you're all supposed to cheer wildly) ackh. My career is already ruined by illegal piracy