Lucifer Sam's Lonely Hearts Club Thread

Well I belong here.. I'll be alone for the rest of my life. My relationships have always ended because they never cared about me in the first place. They were also boring anyway. I'd need someone with a sense of humor, fun and adventure. I want to be loved with great intensity, full of passion and romance as well as having fun together. I'd need someone with as high of a sex drive as I've got and can be a litle kinky, but for the most part is loving & romantic. I like lots of attention and closeness; which I've never had any of what I'm describing here before. Someone completely faithful, definately. And of course similar interests and things. It gets boring quick when you've got absolutely nothing in common. I like sci-fi, especially SG1 & BSG and listen to industrial, goth, ebm, some punk and a little metal. I don't like hillbilly things like hunting, fishing, wrestling or sports. Hockey is alright though. I absolutely can't stand rap or country. I'm pretty open minded... Any race, 18-45, although I find myself really into guys 40-45 lately, but it's not a must. I'm interested in weird mysteries of the world & universe kind of stuff. I think I'm pretty cool, a lot of fun, and an expert in the sack. Why can't anybody love me? :'(

 

i dont know if any of the origional "members" are really in here, cause most of you will have no idea what im going on about...but i think i may be making some, i dont wanna say headway, but i guess that sort of fits, with sarah...

 

Mmm, sounds good, Burby. Good luck to you always in your pursuit of Miss Sarah.

 

thank you for the kind words Mr Derek, the best of luck to you in your romantic endevours too

 

This is cute.

 

Yaye, Burby. Bonne chance avec la belle Dame Sarah.

 

Cuteness again.

 

So, how was everyone's 4/20? Nobody got snatched up by Da Man, right?

 

Nope... but that's probably because I did nothing illegal.

 

My 420 was a blast. Da man didnt catch up with me that day. Took off work and just chilled with friends.

 

You're the type of young chap that my mom would like to see me married to..... I'm being serious.

 

yeah, hitler's birthday will be quite the blast...moron

 

April the 20th needs to be sucked into oblivion.

 

butt y ? i meen im 1 of thoose rok n rool doods man. moms dunt liek us beleve me i kno

 

eh...yeah, kids these days. You all need to go to church & salute the flag.

 

I haven't been in here in awhile, and I wanted to be sure no one got in trouble. It's really not necessary to be a dick.

Oh, and by the way, it already happened. Moron.

LOL! But you're a good guy, Derek. You don't get into trouble or anything. I think most mommies nowadays will take a "rok n rool" dude over the clean cut preppy jock frat boy that secretly carries a keg in the back of his car on the regular.

 

i'm trying to win over a girl i love and she says that she's not sure if she loves me. i was going out with her a while back and we drifted apart but i love her more than anything now. does any1 have any advice on how to win her heart back. i have wrote her a song but i've got nothing to record it with and it's kind of difficult for me to play it live to her. please help...

 

What changed your mind about her? Forgive me if I seem out of line, but if you loved her back then, I dare say that she would never have gotten away from you, dear heart.

However, if you were just blind to how much she meant to you at the time, I think you should call her and have a talk about what happened. Most girls are happy to hear from an old flame. Even if things don't work out the way you hope, she'll probably be happy to hear from you.

I dunno, if on the other hand, she was the one who became distant with you, I would advise you to be careful pursuing her. Girls have a terrific way of tearing out hearts and doing dances on them to your dismay... Good luck to you, dear.

 

Call her up. Tell her how you feel. Or here's another way: go to the park with your guitar and rehearse by yourself. Eventually, you'll get used to people walking around, everyday, you'll be able to withstand more people being around until you can play your song to the lady!

 

i told the girl i loved how i feel and she said that she felt the same, so now we're going out again. i don't think i've ever been happier, so thanks. by the way, not complaining, but our relationship isn't really physical so is there any advice of how to make it physical without pressurising her. please help.