The catholic church is trying to kill off the non-catholic world. They created AIDS (where else would it come from? You can't be born with it) and are doing everything in their power to spread it: advocating not using birth control, especially in the parts of the world where it's most needed, having their priests infect young boys, and so on. What's more, they're blaming it entirely on the gay population. The nerve! Everyone boycott catholicism. They'll stop at nothing to kill us all. This post is intended as tasteless entertainment and nothing more. If you want to complain about my lack of tact, I will fully understand.
