What crazy things you've done while drunk?

Dance in a store? Sex? Streaking? Run around and pretend your a plane? Fall on the ground and start laughing? Start talking to cockroaches? Anything???

 

Ha. Funny you should ask such a question.

Crazy-wise, one time (about 12 years ago) when we were partying by a train viaduct (13' high, mind you), we rolled some big hay bails over by our bonfire. We would jump off the viaduct onto the bails and see how close we could get to our bonfire. I rolled through the fire, caught my jacket on fire, and since water was pretty far away, had to jump up and down on it...almost set the bail on fire...that was some crazy shit...

Also drove through a barb-wired fence, too....had a farmer come out with a 30 - 06 and threaten to put salt rock in my ass if I didn't leave QUICK.

 

Sadly I wrote a car off.
Don't drink and drive.!

 

I shat on a random grave

 

I drank bong water because we were out of weed

 

I pissed and shit all over the local skateboard park...I saw kids the next day going down the ramps..and face planting..EWWWW. To this day I won't step foot on that.

I shit on someones windshield in the middle of winter.

Jumped in the river in November...fuckin COLD.

Theres plenty more, but I can't remember at the moment.

 

Erm... I was going to say something, but after reading this thread I see that I'm waaaay out of my league...

 

hmm one time i cussed out a tortilla (according to my friends), i stood up on a table and announced in a hotel lobby full of families that i "just sucked some nice cock" (also according to my friends) and i did a back flip and landed on my acoustic, smashing it.

streaking off course, many times. it's so liberating. done it sober too. i recommend it to anyone.

 

woke up under someones deck that i didnt know, pissed on a bar, went cow tipping(didnt find any cows just got cut by barb-wire), took a shower with all my clothes on, got shot with a blow dart gun, done my fair share of falling too twice down a flight of stairs,into bushes, and a couple times in mud...theres more i cant recall at them moment, probably better that way

 

OH your story of the familes reminded me of a few mine lol.

I drank 26oz of russian vodka in 1/2 AN HOUR...blacked out, and apparently me and my friends went into the local Tim Hortons*coffee shop* and I grabbed some girls ass and told her to "shake it baby". She slapped me in the face & called me a pig..I then called her a "dirty fuckin ****". LOL
I then proceeded to call everyone dirty fucking communists, and punched this big dude and told him that "you aren't so bad, and I'll kick your ass." My friends took me outta there mighty quick they told me lol. I woke up with puke/blood/piss/shit ALL OVER my walls, clothes, blinds, sheets, stairs and hallway. Ahh, good times.

I was in a nearby city a couple weeks ago, and we were going to the bar. We hopped on the bus *I was already drunk as FUCK from 10 beer in 2 hours*, on the way to the bar we stopped at a friend of my friends house. My friend gave me a drink of rye...BAD IDEA. He then left for the bar, I told him I would catch up with him. I was surrounded by white people..and I'm aboriginal, oh gawd...
Anyway, I started shooting my mouth off about how much I fucking hate white people, and wanted to kill everyone of them, they're all a bunch of dirty fuckers out to get me, and steal my land. LOL. I woke up the next day incredibly hungover with puke all over my friends couch. He then told me what I said *his friends told him*, and that they never wanted to see me again. Guess they will be as I'm going to college in that city in September.HA!

The lesson here? Don't give me hard liquor...I get violent.

 

K we drank Absinthe one night which was fun... and we walked into a grocery store around 3am... and just bought stuff we didn't need... like coconuts, 6 boxes of twinkies, limes, lemons, a cake, Straws, and a colouring book... then my friends lost mein the store.. and i was drunk out of my mind and i was walking around in the back of the store and i found the bakery and was eating cookies i found on a shelf back ther... boy it was sure a good time...

 

i dont remember what all i did when I am drunk and I like to keep it that way..

 

at times, i prefer to keep it that way, too, mystical

*giggles*

 

I wrote my name in urine on the wall of a holding cell once.

 

Pissed out of my bedroom window
only to look up half way through mid-stream
to see 2 of my neighbours looking at me
about 20' away.

 

i once fell asleep in north dakota and woke up in minnisota when i was on the road. that trip is a blank.

 

What have I done while drunk... let's see: throw up twice on trains in Japan

 

this was obviously post-craziness

and yes, that is an abstinence shirt i'm wearing

 

upon leaving a bar one night, a friend of mine stole the sign from the mens room door. After we arrived at my house, my friend decided to place the sign at my neighbours door, and well, I really had to go. So i urinated all over their door.

Ive also had lots of fun with electronics, playing games such as "who can throw the vcr furthest down the hill" and "lets hit the microwave with a golf club"

 

GYHUCK GYHUCK,,

an that coulda been 37 seconds bein they border each other,, what a fuckin moron,, ya should really try articulating your thoughts a little better,, makes ya sound like a light weight wannabee punk ass when ya pick 2 border states to say ya passed out between and dont articulate..

Of course im sure as your schooled ya will twist and modify your lame storys,,..

I here a road atlas is a good place to dig up random towns...