"When The President Talks To God"

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  1. Man_In_A_Shed

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    When the president talks to God
    Are the conversations brief or long?
    Does he ask to rape our women’s' rights
    And send poor farm kids off to die?
    Does God suggest an oil hike
    When the president talks to God?

    When the president talks to God
    Are the consonants all hard or soft?
    Is he resolute all down the line?
    Is every issue black or white?
    Does what God say ever change his mind
    When the president talks to God?

    When the president talks to God
    Does he fake that drawl or merely nod?
    Agree which convicts should be killed?
    Where prisons should be built and filled?
    Which voter fraud must be concealed
    When the president talks to God?

    When the president talks to God
    I wonder which one plays the better cop
    We should find some jobs. the ghetto's broke
    No, they're lazy, George, I say we don't
    Just give 'em more liquor stores and dirty coke
    That's what God recommends

    When the president talks to God
    Do they drink near beer and go play golf
    While they pick which countries to invade
    Which Muslim souls still can be saved?
    I guess god just calls a spade a spade
    When the president talks to God

    When the president talks to God
    Does he ever think that maybe he's not?
    That that voice is just inside his head
    When he kneels next to the presidential bed
    Does he ever smell his own bullshit
    When the president talks to God?

    I doubt it

    I doubt it
     
  2. Man_In_A_Shed

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    hmmmm...i see what you are trying to say. But i think the avocados are a little bit too much like those dam albino xenopus frogs.

    WHY RUPERT? WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?
     
  3. matthew

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    Who ever wrote those lyrics..realy needs a nap.
     
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    whoever wrote this post...really needs a dictionary.
     
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    I just realised your talking to yourself ..hahahahahaha
     
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    I just realised you are from leicester....hahahahaha
     
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    ? yeah i do.. i always make grammati cal erors and stuff. but anyhoo i realy don't like a one sided biased fuelled one sided bunch of lies in one song .. thanks...thats what i was tryin tooooo say.
     
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    Nothing wrong with Leicester a good coat of paint could not fix..
     
  9. Man_In_A_Shed

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    you say paint, but you really mean a good carpet bombing.
     
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    hahahaha no .. i was looking at Leicester from Beacon Hill only yesterday.. it looked wonderful.. No 'carpet bombing' needed.
     
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    Can't quite see my house from here...[​IMG]
     
  12. Man_In_A_Shed

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    so what have you learnt??? that people have their own opinions, such as the author of the lyrics. so go away you sad little man.
     
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    I have learnt a lot.. (a great deal from this forum infact) that should probably have twisted my views towards the view of the writer of the song..but no instead it turned me the other way, because i realised and it is only my humble opinion most of the thoughts within the song are actualy bullshit..

    If you wished all to agree with your post, then you should have said..
     
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    I did not want all who read to agree with my post. However, you could at least put forward a basis for your disagreement with the lyrics, rather than just saying they are wrong. By just saying they are wrong, with no back up to prove it, it makes it appear that you know nothing of the subject. Its like if said i disagree with Tony Blairs views on egg sandwiches, but i actually know nothing about egg sandwiches. I was just arguing for the sake of arguing. Which is what you appear to do a lot, aswell as some other forumers.
     
  15. matthew

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    I do understand what your saying..and i apologise if it seemed like i was argueing for the hell of argueing .. i don't actualy do that for a living you know.

    It only may seem that way because i don't agree with the post..if you have noticed me argueing then hopefuly you also read what i say ? (however much bullshit you may think i speak:p )... if not then your not being fair.


    True some poor kids with no other options do go into the army..thats not realy a bad thing and they as much as people may state are not just fodder for the enemies bullets..99.9% do a realy good job and get a hell of a lot out of it..no not spraying bullets like some arcade game either.

    Trying to make some ham fisted commonly held belief that Not Opec and other oil distributors or govermental taxes plus world oil markets effect the price of oil.. (The fluctuation in prices can be alighned to this conflict if you wish, but only if you wish) and instead that it is all about Mr Bush and his oil intrests is silly imho...Not that it is nothing to do with oil, i have to say it was part of the equation for sure..

    International relations/ Normal diplomatic relations and a better democratic world (given that no two democracys have waged war with each other .. erm finland did i think though mmm :rolleyes: ) and no 'rogue states' is higher on the agenda i would imagine.

    I think thats enough of my rambling for now..
     
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    yes, you better get running if the proposed carpet bombing of leicester is to take place. :p
     
  17. matthew

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    You love your carpets doubt you ?.. i am more of a rug man .
     
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    I actually prefer wooden floors that are good for sliding about on. But i appreciate the strange usage of the word "doubt" in your post.
     
  19. matthew

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    hahaha i have a hangover .. i don't doubt that i should be given a written warning or something though ...
     
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