Cell phones suck

not here you wont, that im sure of...my dad used to have a cingular celly and it worked in like 2 spots on a 2 mile radius.

 

ha..where might that be

 

Hell Jerry is from Hell is that it, the inside of a nutbag is hell

 

yes my town is hellish,
but certainly not hell in the mythological sense

 

well any town less then 10,000 people is hell, like being stuck in a paper sack with out shears

 

yeah but where the fuck do you live?

 

Marquette Michigan on Lake superior,

 

i dropped my keys in a public toilet once and i still have nightmares ...so be glad its your crapper and not one used by hundreds of people...

 

My friend put his through the wash the other day