do you think....

its possible to get food poisoning from masturbating with chicken breasts?

 

if you dont wash your hands and then eat yes

 

no but you could get a nasty funk if you don't shower first
and maybe let them sit in hat water for a while for a moe warm natural feel

LMAO at the thought of wacking off with raw chicken

 

Hahahahhaha

 

Was it like the real thing?

 

I would think that if you got raw chicken in your peehole it would make for a nasty infection.

 

don't know
never tried a chunk of chicken before

 

It is if you let somebody go down on you afterwards.

 

Hmmmm..... Why would you want to masterbast with chicken breast.... a raw meatloaf would be so much better

 

Damn, that has to be the most fucked up question that I have ever heard....

Of course, I have heard of people wrapping their 'johnsons' in steaks and jerking off like that, but I wonder if that would give you some sort of disease...

May as well find a dog to lick yer balls if you are looking for a cheap nut with little effort, man.

 

wow

 

that was the question, cept with chicken

apparently the answer is no

 

what a dumbass
i was thinking the same thing
that's why i said
wow

 

Oh my god. What is going on here. I only read the first line and got confused.

 

jesus, mike

is this what youve resorted to?!

 

haha, nope
someone called in with that question on sex with sue last night

 

so thats what youre doing on your sunday nights eh

 

not much else is on at 4am
maybe i should learn to stop procrastinating
nahhhhhhh

 

im procrasinating myself
did you know we have a supposed rat problem in the city?? haha. i never knew. i just see some on the subway sometimes. theyve set up a rat hotline, i just heard it on the radio