May 6th is No Pants Day! An ya know what that means? A day without pants! I fer one am takin part in the pantless revelry, an I want somma you'ns to join in as well! Here's the website for the awesomest holiday ever! http://www.nopantsday.com/
Well, 's not a federally recognized holiday, but neither is Valentines day! Yes, it is real in that daring young people accross the United States (and Canada too!) abandon their pants on this day in order to bring a little humor to our less-than-hysterical world.
To quote the website: So I can wear a skirt instead? or "Hey, no problem, I was gonna wear a dress anyways!" You're very clever, but you're missing the point. Articles of clothing like skirts, shorts, kilts, and dresses don't count, because people are encouraged to revel in the absence of pants, and not replace pants with other clothing. The point is to relax and enjoy the humor inherent in people not wearing pants. A good rule of thumb is to pretend like you were going to wear pants, and then just fail to put them on.
how could you possibly want to waer a skirt on such an important day as No Pants Day??? remember-There Ain't no party like a No Pants party cuz a No Pants party don't stop.
It works well, if we got it recorded, i reckon it could get to number 1 in time for No Pants Day itself.