ok to take seeds back to US ?

Has anyone had trouble taking seeds back to US ?
If so, how did you fuck up ?
I figure it would be easy to put the seeds in my medicine bottle, and they look the same...

ANyone have ideas.. is it easy ?

 

Send them through 2nd Class mail from a town outside of Amsterdam.

 

i cant go to a town outside Dam... why not just put them in a pill bottle, so they look like pils.. can they even see seeds in a xray anyway ? I dont see the problem..I want to bring back samples of seeds.

 

In canada, they sold the seeds in this plastic vile that fit perfectly into a tube of toothpaste. You could sew em into your coat, but look out for dogs.

 

why not put them in a pill bottle in my suit case ? THey will look like pills.. the pills are so small... cant smell seeds anyways... they dont smell.

 

If you are really serious use a ballon and swollow them. Its worked in the prison system for years. its a little tricky retreiving them but it beats getting poped. I though I might try it myself. And they smell to a Drug Dog.

 

any advantages of the balloon vs a condom?

 

i think a pill bottle in youre luggage is the worst idea. because it is the easiest and most obvious and probably the first thing they are taught in thiere amsterdam airport screening classes. you must be creative. i like the idea of sewing them in your coat. i would use a small class vial and make a candle around it, but htats just me. how about a dimebag and a bandaid on your big toe? but a pill bottle, theyre gonna check that first. i doubt anyone will ever ask "can you please remove that bandaid?" or "how do i know this is a real candle?" or "do you mind if i take youre coat apart?" but i can see them saying "whats in this pill bottle?"

 

put them in a baggie and hide them up your bum

 

Pill bottle is a bad idea. Even if you can't smell them, dogs can. And if there are no dogs around, they might check you anyway and see the pill bottle. If the bottle has been opened previously, they will open it up and see what's in it. They'll know it's hemp seeds or at least assume that it can be. And even if they are clueless to help seeds, they'll notice that it's a plant product that hasn't been cleared for importation and will confiscate it anyway.

I was searched upon my return to the US from Amsterdam. They went through each and every item I had in my luggage. the candy, the meds, the dirty laundry, and out of everything I brought, they confiscated my canned tulips! the bong was fine, the pipes were fine. the tulips had to go.

Honestly, you'll have better luck if you just try to mail them to yourself, but put a random name on the envelope, so you can deny it was for you if it's confiscated by "the Man"

 

so your saying they will open my suitcase, and go thru all my toiletries, 1 by 1, even bottles of aspirin ? they have time to do that for every bag ? i figure they just scan it thru a xray and look for suspicious items.. nevermind then.. I will just put in a mail order when I get back home then...sheeesh.. what a pain, for just seeds..you mean dogs can smell mature seeds, when there is no plant material on them , dried out ?

 

If you come from Canada you are allowed to post seeds there
or have them mailed to you from seed suppliers, etc.
If your from the USA the seed company will not post them
from Europe. You will have to do it yourself.

Numerous times I got my feminised seeds from the here:
http://www.ganja.co.uk/ and they have been 100% reliable,
infact very good, but they will not post to USA, Canada is fine.

Sensi Seed Bank is another good place to get them if your in
the Dam and they are small enough to conceal anywhere in
practice when you return. If you look suspicious or worried
walking through customs your going to get searched. Just
don't smell of alcohol or coffeeshop skunk smells and you will
be fine.

When you return from Schiphol customs will pat you down
over your body, but their hand never goes anywhere near,
you know what, get my drift.? LOL
Just don't have any used pipes/bongs on you, grinders or
anything that will give them an excuse to search you or
your luggage more. It's all pretty much straightforward.

Out of curiosity, how severe is the fine or penalty in the
USA if caught with some seeds.? Sounds so Draconian to me.

 

Ballons are harder to swollow but don't bust as easy. I'd try a little oliveoil mybe to make it go down easy. Of couse none of this works if your hinky and they X-ray your ass. LOL
The breakage would be a real problem if you had some thing which could O.D. you!

 

Yeh, I heard someone do the balloon or condom thing on the
news recently. He was a real poor jackass and tried smuggling
a fairly large amount of Cocain and it burst inside him while
on the plane and went absolutely nuts and had to be restrained.
Imagine all that coke hitting you in 1 big shot all of a sudden.

 

Jackass is right. You have to be somewhat stupid. There was a recent movie about a South American paying her way into the USA muleing some coke this way she was spotted as hinky and X-rayed. Years ago in the 80's my dog ate a snorting bottle. He acted the same as the jackass. But he didn't die. Were both much better now.

 

Glad to hear everything turned out OK.
Btw, excuse my ignorance here but can someone explain what
''hinky'' means. I have never heard this word before.
Cheers

 

Its a term use on US cop shows meaning not act normal, nervous or just plain weird. What happened to i before e except after c? Weird huh? F**king english language. No wonder I can't spell.

 

Ah, got it, it was a new one on me, now I know.
Cheers for that, yogibear, thanks for the definition

 

when did they start x raying peoples body's at the airport?

 

doesn't oil damage condoms? i thought thats why we buy water based lubricants while practicing safe sex....