I Wanna Squirt Some Bengay In Yur Ass

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hmm i wanna squirt some bengay in your ass...interesting...what grade school bathroom wall did you get that one from...

 

My favorite pickup line is still Can I push in your stool?

 

lol

 

Oh oh oph i got ane even better one

"I'll take you on a trip any where you want to go... but you got to let me pack your shit first."

Is that one any good??

 

Why do we need to list pick up lines for gay guys? Who is gay here?

 

i dont think that matters i think what matters is that people still laugh at fucking Bengay...stop the insanity people, Bengay isnt funny, hasnt been funny for the past ten years...

 

I've never seen any humor in Bengay. Except when making fun of old people. It isn't funny in a gay joking way though.

 

I'm part gay. and I think the Bengay line was dumb back when I was 11. Not offensive, just dumb.

 

hehehe...part gay? like it's a nationality or something....

Yeah, I'm one tenth cherokee indian and an eighth gay...

 

Thats funny as hell

 

yes, my family came from Fagopolis in the land of Queeropia. They immigrated to the US during the quiche famine.

 

haha, Brian...

 

I had a friend from Queeropia a while back. We broke up though.

 

Youve obviously never had bengay come in contact with your genitals or witness someone have this happen. Then youll see humor in bengay

 

who ever puts bengay on their genitals needs to shunned cause thats just beyond dumb...

 

WHY would anyone ever put bengay anywhere near their genitals?

 

I think it may be matter of someone forgetting to wash their hands - then later on..................not that it's ever happened to me. Could happen with peppers, too.

 

I remember once I ate a habanero pepper and shortly went to the bathroom, oblivious to the fact that I had habanero juice on my hand, and when I touched my 'member', it burnt so bad that I had to put an icepack down there....

 

maybe people masturbate with bengay as a lube.......