I will try to kill you

If you talk to me in real life.

 

Theres a real life?

What am I doing here again?

Oh yeah, 7:15 am.

 

What, no ass-rape?

 

No I'll just choke you

 

Well, I wouldn't even recognize you in real life, since I have only seen a couple of close-ups of your face.

 

THats good

 

Don't much care for people or social interaction huh?

 

No I ususally have a hammer with me or atleast some sort of knife.

 

mmmm pointy knives

 

No they're very dull from stabbing walls

 

HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!

try me. ive got more surrveillance than banks and several deadly friends living with me

 

im sure a bullet in the leg would make you think twice

 

eh

 

you'd have fun with me if you met me in real life... kinda well armed.