How many...

How many phrases can you think of that are more irritating than 'by and large'?

 

"in my opinion"

"to be honest"

"is it in yet?"

 

"I'm not racist but..."


Another phrase that gets me slightly pissed off is the old insult..."Get a haircut and get a job!"...but I've found the perfect comeback.

"Get a job!"
"I already have a job."
"Oh yeah?"
"Blowjob off yer mum."

I got the chance to try it yesterday. And when I woke up from the coma, I found it very funny indeed...

 

'Don't get me wrong but....'

'Not in an offensive way but...'

'but....'

I think thats all my wee head can think of

 

"To be frank"

 

"at the end of the day"

"in this day and age"

"I'm not being funny, but"

 

"I don't mean to patronise..."

"If you were religious it wouldn't be a problem..."

"You're not bi, you're confused..."

"I'm sorry but..."

 

"It's not you, it's me"
"In my day..."

 

"Well i think..."

"at your age..."
"when i was your age.."

"i dont mean this in an insaulting way...."

"i think you'll find.."

 

im not ...., but!

bobs your uncle (half uncle actualy, and he's a pig [fat, ex cop])

to be honest with you..... (oh, so all that you were saying was bullshit?)

theres more, but these couple bug me

 

Would you like fries with that?

 

Heheh, "do you have a Tesco club card?" So expectant, like it's wrong that I don't have one.

Feel like saying "Don't oppress me, fascist!"

 

Or at Boots 'DO you have an advantage card?!'

 

can i interest you in....?

 

'the good old days'

 

"Well, yeah, but..."

"Do you want a carrier bag?"


~lovetulip.

 

That's one of my most favourite phrases!

 

"he turned around and said"

Meaning he did a little pirouette before speaking?