What's The Wierdest Thing You Guys Have Masturbated In?

on the wall of an airplane toilet

though the most obscure place really is oddly probably just into the garden. ever jacked off while standing naked in your garden?

 

im not a guy... sorry... but weve all masturbated at church right?

 

in a portable toilet. nasty but some time you just have to rub one out. I love to play with my-self in the woods.

 

I've tried jerking one of these, with a condom on.... What happened was that I stretched the condom (which was, along with my dick, inside it) about a meter away from me, making it feel like someone was sucking me.. It was really great.... But because I had oil all over my hands, I lost the grip, and it smacked my penis like a fucking whip! One of the most painful and unpleasent experiences in my life. It was red like a lobster for over an hour!