Wulll....

That's how I say 'well.' I'm such a gosh darn redneck.

 

dammit... ahahah.

 

nothing wrong with that!

unless you start singing "redneck woman", then we got problems...

 

nice heres a joke




if you stair at the orange juice carton because it says concentrate you know you are a redneck

 

Ahaha... today, I don't know why, but I kept talking about things, and then I was like "dammit... I can't pronounce words in the English languageeeee!!111!" It actually got to the point where was saying words to myself, recording my own voice on a portable tape recorder, and laughing hysterically at my accent. lmao Sometimes I don't have an accent, but today... ohhhh my god, it was insane.

 

I have an accent too. I can't tell that I do when I speak, but everyone else can. I just live with it, accept it.

 

Do you like how your own voice sounds after recording (songs)?

 

wully bully

 

you so sully

 

just like the bugie munster

 

Frankenstien doesnt scare!

 

I'm 30 percent redneck by volume

 

Just like your hair!

 

it's the part of me that uses bailing wire to fix my bosses truck after he hit a deer and asks why the hell he didn't use it if it was dead anyway (why have it die for nothing?)

 

marsupials do

 

Marsupials are scary sonsofbitches

 

because their fast!

 

because koalas eviscerate 30 or so people a year

 

What does it mean to "eviscerate"

Or do I not want to know....?

 

hari kiri, just cute, fuzzy, and less ritualistic

They have claws that dig into trees, people pick them up becaus they're cute (god bless tourists) the fuzzy ball of death trys to grab onto wood, gets flesh and pop goes the abdomen