Exploding fuck toads?! What the fuck is going on? These are the end times!!!!!!! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4486247.stm Thousands of toads in Hamburg are exploding all over the place, scientists are investigating it, they think it might be a virus or fungus or something, but they're just guessing... I know the end times when I hear 'em!!! He's looking at me!!! AHHHHAHAHA!!! Hows everyone doing? I'm trying to get outta packing.
Apparently the toads entrails are being thrown over a meter when they explode too. Thats so awesome. I wonder if they know right before they explode... like they're lil toad brain goes, 'ah hell'. I wanna see that before I die.
It says they get 2-3 times as big as they are regularly... thats insane... its like they literally swell up till they pop.. Obviously proof of God... damn it, i hath been converted... jesus save me from the exploding frogs! Spontaneous combustion
I wonder how many people got arrested for public intoxication before the cops we're like, 'maybe theres something to this'.
i would like to gather a bunch of these frogs and than go into a church, release them all... and scream "PLAGUE!!!!" and than run out. Just for fun... what sort of law would I be breaking anyway?
Thanks. you're probably right. I hate packing. On the plus side, I found out I have a lotta clothes that I didn't know I had.
this is an altered take on another idea i had of gathering a bunch of crickets (locusts) and releasing them in a church, scream plague and run away... Original idea is a lot cheaper and more practical... but exploding frogs would just be too fun.
Too bad it isn't the fucking Cain Toads in Australia... those need to be eradicated from that place... destroying the natural habitat too much.
