The boy that got Pwned

Back story: Some random guy started to harrass my GF for sex and pictures, she said no and he cussed her out and said he had this huge hitlist and we were on it. So after spaming him with about 20 diffrent Screen Names I used my last one to really mess with him. Well lets just say he got OWNED!!!! Also feel free to have your fun with him. this is on Yahoo and his AIM is AbercrombiFman07. Keep and mind just about all he says I know isn't true because Lyndsie sent me her convo with him. :-D Keep in mind my Girlfriend and I are both 17 and that everything in this post is a lie...but boy he got OWNED

*warning there is to much internet slang as i was in the role of a 18 year old girl*

I'm Reh_Evarkreh_evark: Yo i saw your name on xanga

jhnldg: who is this

reh_evark: redskies on xanga

jhnldg: your name

reh_evark: Jane

reh_evark: wuts the link to your xanga? i wanna book mark it

jhnldg: sorry got rid of it today

reh_evark: awe that suxs

reh_evark: why?

jhnldg: to many people iming me

reh_evark: awe man i'm sorry i ddn't mean to bug ya

jhnldg: u can talk

reh_evark: thaxs

reh_evark: so ya were popula huh?

jhnldg: i guess

reh_evark: but why not just take off ya sn?

jhnldg: shti i didnot think of that

reh_evark: dang that suxs

jhnldg: o well

reh_evark: maybe it keeps da site up even tho its deleted

jhnldg: but how old r u

reh_evark: 18

jhnldg: k cool

jhnldg: becasue i had like 14 and 15 year olds iming me

reh_evark: man why? got a bro?

reh_evark: or a sis or sumtn

jhnldg: 5 brothers and 3 sisters all younger

reh_evark: think they did sumtn?

jhnldg: i am 18 to

reh_evark: coo

jhnldg: where u from

reh_evark: dood should i give it out?

jhnldg: its up tp u i probly live father

reh_evark: man it says not to

jhnldg: i live in Laguna Beach

reh_evark: weres that?

jhnldg: California

reh_evark: o coo do you surf?

jhnldg: hell no

reh_evark: why not?

jhnldg: to hard

reh_evark: wut do ya do then?

jhnldg: model

reh_evark: wut company?

jhnldg: am not supposed to tell people this

reh_evark: oh

jhnldg: fuck it

jhnldg: Gucchi and Armini

reh_evark: awww coo

reh_evark: like do you make lots of money?

jhnldg: yep

jhnldg: have my own car baught it with my own money

reh_evark: wut kind? is it like a corvett?

jhnldg: 2004 S500 Mercedes

reh_evark: kewl does it go fast?

jhnldg: 165

reh_evark: wow

jhnldg: u have any pics

reh_evark: do you like have any other sites?

reh_evark: ya hang ons

jhnldg: k

reh_evark: im own my friends comp so i gotta take sum

jhnldg: u have a webcam

reh_evark: naw internet to slow

jhnldg: brb

reh_evark: kay

jhnldg: hey

jhnldg: back

reh_evark: kewl

reh_evark: do u have a mypace?

jhnldg: no

reh_evark: do you like have anything else?

jhnldg: nope

reh_evark: du you have any pictures?

reh_evark: i bet you have alot of GFs

jhnldg: nope i have a girlfriend though

reh_evark: is she hawt?

jhnldg: is she wut

reh_evark: hot

reh_evark: sory

jhnldg: u want to c

reh_evark: sure

jhnldg: u ahve aim

reh_evark: naw

jhnldg: make up a screenname

reh_evark: naw that takes to longs

reh_evark: why not on here?

reh_evark: do u have any other sites?

jhnldg: did u get it

reh_evark: didn't wok

jhnldg: u get it

reh_evark: ddn't wrok

jhnldg: send it again

reh_evark: how tall are ya

reh_evark: Oh did i say my name was jane? I meant Jack see ya

jhnldg: u faggot u queer your dead

reh_evark: oh my gawd i'm sooooooooo sorry my little cousin got on

reh_evark: :;(

reh_evark: i'm sowwie

reh_evark: dood

jhnldg: wuts your name

reh_evark: Jamie my nick name is Jane

reh_evark: cuz i smoke to much pot

jhnldg: that was very scary

reh_evark: my cousin?

jhnldg: yes

jhnldg: u 18

reh_evark: ya 19 july 8th

jhnldg: were u talking to me in the beginning

jhnldg: then he got on

reh_evark: yeah i got up to pee and my cousin got on

reh_evark: hes 13

jhnldg: and i showed him a picture of my girlfriend

reh_evark: dood i'm sorry

jhnldg: u have any pics

reh_evark: he said he wuz checking his email

reh_evark: ya hang on

reh_evark: so wuts your aim name?

reh_evark: cuz i'll make one

jhnldg : AbercrombiFman07

reh_evark: duuuuuuuuude

reh_evark: your the one that cussed out my 15 year old sis

jhnldg : whos that

reh_evark: thestral evlyn haha it was funny i couldn't stop laughing

jhnldg : i dont no her sorry

reh_evark: she sent me the link to your xanga

jhnldg : wuts her name

reh_evark: lyndsey

jhnldg : o god

jhnldg : she is annoying

reh_evark: ya shes my sis i'd know

reh_evark: did you like save the convo?

jhnldg : nope

jhnldg : my dad yelled ast her

reh_evark: why?

jhnldg : duuno

reh_evark: how did ya end up talking?

jhnldg : i dont remember

reh_evark: like wasn't last night? dude wher eyou stoned?

reh_evark: Dude!

reh_evark: you there?

jhnldg : yes just talking to my gf

reh_evark: srry man

reh_evark: cmon dude tell me about last night i had to go to night classes and couldn't watch it all

reh_evark: lol she like told me ya asked for sex haha

jhnldg : no

reh_evark: lol then she got one of her little firends to be her "boyfriend"

reh_evark: it was too funny man

jhnldg : he is brother my gf now

jhnldg : and it is pissing me off

reh_evark: wut do ya mean?

reh_evark: like welcome back dude

reh_evark: u like there?

reh_evark: like dude

BUZZ!!!

jhnldg : yeah

reh_evark: don't leave man i got you a picture

jhnldg : k

jhnldg : r u high

reh_evark: in the pic man?

jhnldg : u sent that one already

reh_evark: maybe i should stop smoken today

jhnldg : u have fun with that

reh_evark: like i can't get over what you did to my sister too funny

jhnldg : thanks is she crying or scared

reh_evark: like both man

reh_evark: hah what did you do dude?

jhnldg : i have a name

reh_evark: yeah man but what is it?

jhnldg : Danny

reh_evark: kay danny

reh_evark: so like what did you say danny?

jhnldg : dont remember she was just really annoyin

jhnldg : tell her to im me right now

reh_evark: would but she went to the mall

jhnldg : is her bf in alambama

reh_evark: its her firends bro hes doing hell week or something like that

jhnldg : does she even have a bf

reh_evark: naw shes lesbian

reh_evark: she coudln't have one man

jhnldg : do u

reh_evark: naw

reh_evark: like why?

reh_evark: like have you ever cyberd?

reh_evark: like have you danny?

BUZZ!!!

reh_evark: hah what did you do dude?

jhnldg : i have a name

reh_evark: yeah man but what is it?

jhnldg : Danny

reh_evark: kay danny

reh_evark: so like what did you say danny?

jhnldg : dont remember she was just really annoyin

jhnldg : tell her to im me right now

reh_evark: would but she went to the mall

jhnldg : is her bf in alambama

reh_evark: its her firends bro hes doing hell week or something like that

jhnldg : does she even have a bf

reh_evark: naw shes lesbian

reh_evark: she coudln't have one man

jhnldg : do u

reh_evark: naw

reh_evark: like why?

reh_evark: like have you ever cyberd?

reh_evark: like have you danny?

BUZZ!!!

reh_evark: Like sorry dude i got kicked off man

BUZZ!!!

reh_evark: like man you there? danny?

reh_evark: like danny r u there?

reh_evark: Oh hey would you like freak out if i told you i i had a sex change?

reh_evark: dude it cost alot of money man

reh_evark: like my breast implants were 200,00

reh_evark: the job it self cost about 300k

reh_evark: like are not happy now man?

reh_evark: like do you know wut they do?

reh_evark: they cut off your nuts and turn your dick inside out so you can have sex man

BUZZ!!!

jhnldg has signed out. (4/27/2005 5:05 PM)



I PWNED YOU BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Awww Kris, how sweet of you

 

A dead pope called me a noob in leet speech of all things...wow.

 

lol

 

lol x 2

 

There's no way I'm going to read all that shit. Not that I mind reading. It's just that I don't give a shit about your conversation enough to spend that much time on it. However if you would like for us to have some real fun with him then post his IP address.

 

Who gives a fuck?

 

Why the hell are you enhancing the drama on Yahoo anymore? Get a life and give it the fuck up.

 

wtf? that wasn't even funny. You just wasted your time and ended up talking to yourself. laaaame

 

oh man, he got super owned

colenzo id like to thank you for making this thread worth my time

 

Ownage? You think that's ownage?

No, ownage is me posting on several Smashing Pumpkins LJ communities that Billy Corgan had died. And making several people cry. And one person bitch about their heart condition.

Also ownage:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/xneonmoonx/83200.html

He got owned by a gimmick. A GIMMICK. You know that hurts.

 

Look if ya wanna bitch about it bitch about it. I thought some people would see the humor in it apperently I was wrong. Given some of the things you people seem to find funny I thought this would humor some of you all you want to do is bitch about it. only one who had anythign worth while to say was Deus Ex and I admit what he did was 100X funnier then what I did. Sorry about the Rant.

So how about we now turn this thread into a pissing contest and see who comes up with the best story?

 

Cause i started this thread :-D and your the one wasting your time on it so why don't you quite posting?

 

*quit* wow you can point out typos to make yourself look big. Oh my gawd i'm so afraid of the big bad wolf mommy

 

Lets do math class

Colenzo X has 9,346 posts that’s 1,335 post a month that’s roughly 44 post a day.

Now Psychology

From what I’ve seen those 44 posts are wasted on taking up bandwidth by posting pictures to get your point across and pointing out typos.

What have we learnt today?

Colenzo has nothing better to do then post on a Forum and take up bandwidth and find little typos that couldn't confuse a 4 year old.

Thats all class.

 

Dude...thats not cool...Just cause my dad molested me dosen't give you any reason to talk about it man....Here all this time i thought hippies were suposta be loving...

 

wow you are really bored aren't you? to be waiting for a post like that. I'm sorry if I have better things to do then post on hipforums. Where have i ever said i was leet? also if you do recall i stated that what i did wasn't as funny as Deus Ex . I never tried to be cool or funny also isn't it kindly immoral to promote sucide? Please write two essays in 3 minutes i'd looove to read them.

 

lol, at least you post funny insults .

 

lol, Given some insults i've read on here you have some funny ones. Most of them are just plain stupid. IE "Your god is st00pd".or some other things like that on the relgious threads lol

 

bllaaaahh