Take the Biblical Poop Quiz!

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0505/biblepoopquiz.html

 

weird

Even weirder that it's true. I thought it was a joke!

 

That's a disgussting christian mocking site ( I looked around). Nice try. But those people are fools....

 

waht do you mean nice TRY? the bible passages are real...

though they may have been twisted a bit. some of the words are slgithly off the good news version ive got here

the one about the boiled child was horrible!

this bitch goes to a dude 'lets boil your son and eat him today, and tomorrow well eat mine.' so they eat his kid and the next day she pisses off

 

that is jsut so imature!
*rolls eyes*
if theyre gona mock that ight aswelkl stop acting 5.
toilet humour is for little kiddies

 

Exactly. Pretty sad when a so-called "disgusting Christian-mocking site" knows the bible better than most Christians, isn't it?

But the heavy-duty "Landover-type" fundies would claim that the only "real" bible would be the KJV 1611, which the quotes were apparently taken from.

Almost as bad as the biblical instructions to stone disobedient children to death?

 

ryu and arlia, I checked the quotes out. They're in there. You can look on one of the many online bibles. In fact, here: http://bibleontheweb.com/Bible.asp

Look at isaiah 36:12 and Ezekiel 4:12-15.

The rest, which aren't quite as weird are here.

 

That's not quite what I meant. They mock God big time!
Just look at their homepage!

 

That is pretty well put together. I think you have too much time on your hands, but I thought it was slightly funny you took it a little too far. The poop test wasn't even colse to believable. Tone it down a little and you may actually fool some people, (ok, maybe some more people, since some people fell for it the way it is).

 

Mocking God? I don't think so...

They do a helluva job of mocking megabucks televangelists, the religious right, bible-banging fetus freaks, the "God Hates Fags" crowd, and other forms of (ass)holier-than-thou "Taliban Christianity", though...

 

Huh?

 

My mistake. I guess they do do their share of mockage.

 

Yesh they are totally!! I dont think God would want some chick wearing thong underware with his picture on it.

 

According to your teachings, God created the person wearing the underwear, including the parts that it (just barely) covers, right? So what's the problem?

Are you claiming that God would be ashamed of something of his own creation?

 

Why would god care?

 

Not he wouldnt be ashamed of them but ashamed for what they have done.

 

And what would that be? Wearing underwear is a sin?

 

Tasteless and attention getting underware ..Yes

 

Is not.

And if you're going to say that it is because the Bible says so somewhere, I'm sure you're also aware that a woman displaying her ankles is a sin.

 

Can you quote me the scripture where proper taste in underwear is described?

As far as I can tell, WWJD thong underwear is just fine, as long as it isn't made from blended fibers which would be an abomination, according to Leviticus 19:19 and Deuteronomy 22:11.

You don't wear any of those Godless polyester/cotton blends, now do you?