Fucking crossing guards...well just one, she drives this litltle while car, and I have almost been hit by her 10 times! I'm usually skateboarding down the road and "BAM!" she comes out of noware all the time. Last time she almost hit me I was getting back from my hair cut(I got payed to do it...yippie!) As I was crossing the road on my skate board, I heard a sound I knew well...it was that bitches horn. She had a kid in the back, and she said this to me- and I quote, "What in the hell do you think are you doing, you piece of shit!" and I answered, as stupid as I am, "skateboarding..." then I ran infront of her car...she honked the horn 3 times and shook her fist at me. And as she drove off I yelled "fuck you" 'cause she honked the horn at me and I fucking hate being beeped at, she does a mother fucking UTurn. THis is when I knew it was getting bad. I jumped on my skateboard and got the fuck out of there...I ran down a hill, hid, and she drove by, then I went to the hippie's house. Fuckign crossing guard lady...
you just made me laugh so hard. thanks for the accidental joke. heheehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe stupid lady..........heeheheheheheheheheheehehehe
Man, I swear every other day you storm into my house yelling about almost being hit by car...are you skateboarding in the middle of the road? no no I know it's they're falut
you just gotta relax, man. I know about when you storm in, it is mad! but when you come skateboarding yelling, "More HIGH!" I love it. You are crazy dude!
man where i live you get disorderly conduct for swearing and talking back to authorities and teachers and people like that. $125.36, yea i kno the price but its worth it
