In the last few years I have tried a lot of freaky things.I call it Guerilla Cooking.Just take everything in the house that could possibly fit together cook and once in a while you'll get great meals : Pizza Sandwich: All you need is a salami pizza ,a pizza margarita and a bag of cheese chips. You put half of the chips bag on the pizza margarita then the pizza salami on top and put this for 25 minutes in the oven.What happens:the salami fat drips down and the chips get soaked.Tastes best when you're drunk.Sounds horrible but is worth a try. Another very funny and tasty one is this.I cooked it with the guys from my community because we were too lazy to buy food and had these things in the house: Make mashed potatoes.Then frie a bag of cooled vegetables,mexican style.After that mix it and put instant Chinese sweet and sour sauce on it.Woooow.Rocks!
Guerilla Cooking LMAO. We used to look flip open a big cook book at random pages then try to make whatever showed up, using the few ingredients we had and substituting the rest with whatever. Like, cakes without eggs. Was fun. I would always start it off, everyone was all "you can't make that without milk!!" and that would just mean i HAD to do it.
One way to avoid kitchen clutter is to buy no food until all the food in the kitchen is gone. The few days before you go shopping will be spent figuring out what to make from pancake syrup, corn chips and lettuce or some other combination.
Ah I hate that! My brother does that and it fucking drives me nuts. He'll stretch it so far they'll be nothing but some old bread and a can with no label on it. Then after he eats that, he just won't eat till he gets some money, which is normally in a day or too. He makes good money now, and he still does that shit. It does'nt matter though, my mom gives me food money for when i visit lol. I've never heard of any of that shit.
i do that stuff just about every day. i've gotten pretty good at it too. whever his paychecks short the first thing to get cut is the food budget. and guess what, we havn't been able to go grocery shoping for more then bread,and lunchmeat in a month now! and theres $25 from this pay after bills for food(for 2) and everything else for 2 weeks, know whats worse? ants just invaded,cause the neighbor cut down a tree, and just got into everything.so i had to throw it all away, what i did have. So Now we're completly fucked!! and theres no food pantrys in a small township in the middle of the country.
