So an 85 year old woman....

....kissed me on the lips tonight in front of about 120 people. I had found a bag she had lost which had an important perscription of hers in it and when I went went to return it to her at her dinner banquet, she stood up and was so very excited and said let me give you a kiss - so I bent down and presented my cheek to her and she manuevered around and laid one on my lips. Then everyone at the dinner cheered.

Anyone else get kissed on the lips by an 85 year old stranger today?

 

You probably made her day.

 

She looks like a sweet woman Colenzo. She could probably use a kiss.

 

hiiit that

 

she was pretty happy. the bag contained her insulin, so she was pretty distraught to have lost it.

 

i didn't get kissed, i did the kissing. yeah baby!

 

I wish I could of seen your face after she kissed you.

 

I smiled, I thought it was cute. I had the absolute worst day ever at work today, so to make an old lady happy kinda saved the day for me too.

 

an old man kissed me on the cheek once, he told my friend he liked me. that was kinda sick, he had come out of the retirement home.

 

dam
looks like youre getting more action than me

 

ya think lynsey's gonna be pissed with me?

 

don't disrepect your grandma my man - nothing cool or funny about that statement.

 

haha
nah....shes a sweetie, i dont think she'll be too jealous.

 

you werent kidding when you said rendevouz i was thinking like an unpleasant conversation. did she try and slip you the tongue? heheh

 

no, no tounge action. she did go after it though. I was completely taken off guard as I was expecting a peck on the cheek, little did I know...

 

damn im jealous i want ryan kisses

 

I know that trick. Purse wasn't lost. She hid it when you weren't lookin.


Ploy. T'was all a ploy.

 

dissconnect her shit bags

 

hey i didnt even notice shes tweaking her nipple when shes thinking bout you