The stories that make you laugh..or cringe

haha yeah, he was...took me three years to do so though, but that wont ever happen again..i learned a lot...
he also had a thing with swords...and he had stolen money from me (which at the time i wasnt aware of till later) and bought this sword and one time he tried to cut his wrists but when i was trying to stop him and calling him an idiot he moved and i ended up cutting myself really bad...almost had to get stitches, and now i have this lovely scar in memory

hahaha, John-Deer Green...haha maybe you should stick that sign on me tracker..

I cant believe that one guy daisy that expected you to be bi and so forth, what a moron and who showed up years and years later...we'll all see these people on Springer or on the side of the road some day...haha or a HBO Special of Asylums

 

Here's a great article about your question... I did alot of research on this trying to figure out some of my ex's behaviors... http://www.crisiscounseling.com/Articles/Stalking.htm

and a selected portion:
"For some men and women it is an especially difficult task to transform a deep sexual and emotional bond into a mere friendship. People with traumatic childhoods involving death and loss of a loved one have an especially difficult time. The person being "dumped" will usually have the hardest time because they are either surprised, hurt or they are made to feel like their life and reputation is ruined. Human beings have not found healthy ways to just stop feeling. They act to feel better in the moment and tend to disregard or minimize the consequences and impact of their behavior on others. Drugs and alcohol are certainly not solutions and make matters worse."

 

quote: She left me to “experience freedom” and had a threesome that night

the one I've been talking about also wanted to experience freedom one night, she kept leaving my aprtment while me and my friend were hanging out and going across the street to some girls apartment that she ran into that day....she returned maybe 4 times saying how hot this girl was, and how she had to get back over to do somemore making out...

At about 3 in themorning shecomes over insisting that we help this girl, who had fallen out of her window somehow and messed up up her knee, so we had to take her to the hospital...and this girl was really ugly too no idea where the other girl was coming from at all and she complaining the whole time we drove her to the hospital, and yelling at us...in fact, the girl wasout of wher mind...she ended up breaking out of the hosital that morning and stealing the wheelchair

 

that's priceless

 

I'm beginning to think that seeing as being a decent guy doesn't work, perhaps I'll get into a relationship if I become a twisted asshole (oh, bad imagery).

 

why do guys assume that being an asshole is the way to go...
i dont understand that, real women dont want assholes....
you should be yourself not some facade, if its an asshole so be it, if its not so be it too..
being a decent guy does work, dont use that excuse that girls like assholes cause that it utter bullshit...

 

Sorry if I offended you. I meant it as a joke and nothing more. If it was in bad taste, I wholeheartedly apologize.

 

Kayla...come here and I'll luv ya the way you should be!

 

no no no, dont apologize it wasnt in bad taste, i just stated my thoughts about that and didnt mean to sound like that i guess but dont apologize for what my dumbass wrote...

haha Im on my way

 

i was on the phone with my boyfriend and he talks really loud on it for some reason so you could hear him if you were across the room. unfortunately my mother was right next to me and the entire house was quiet so all you could hear was his mouth. he starts talking dirty, i forget what he said exactly but i think it was about sucking his dick or something and i wasn't responding at all and felt really uncomfortable so all i said was "my mom's right next to me". he got silent for a little and he was like "did she hear me?" i said "yeah you talk really loud" and then my mom says "yeah he does". he kept asking me why i didn't tell him that she was right there and i just kept saying i didn't know he was gonna start talking like that the second we got on the phone. i just let it go cuz i don't really care. it was embarassing for like a minute. i just keep in mind that my mom's not stupid and i walked in on her having sex when i was like 8 so we're even now. actually i don't think we're even. seeing her naked ass on some dude has scarred me for life. i'll never get that picture out of my head.

 

sorry:delete:

 

Mine aren't that bad, compared to some of them.

When I was 15, I dated a 17 year old who was convinced we were going to get married. I wanted none of that, I was 15 for god's sakes! He became very possessive of me and started constantly accusing me of cheating on him with my male best friend (who I had a previous fling with, before the boyfriend). This made me feel like absolute shit because I truthfully still had feelings for my friend, but I wasn't going to go as far as to cheat because of them! And now, the douchebag is engaged to be married to my 15 year old best friend (he's 20!) and he told her that he cheated on me while we were dating, but only because I "was cheating on him." To top it off, I'm watching him do the exact same thing to her that he did to me...and she puts up with it! It's ridiculous...

I also have an ex, who I'm really good friends with, despite the fact that he constantly feels this need to remind me that we aren't together anymore and aren't getting back together. "I love you...but you do know this doesn't mean we're back together." I think he seriously needs to be knocked off of his pedestal.