Sex sells... coffins, that is!

Humm just found this site> http://www.cofanifunebri.it/product.htm

An Italian coffin company is using sexy sexy models to show off their wares in the same way one might sell a fancy new sports car.



This gives a whole new meaning to using the term "a stiff" for a dead person.

 

hahahahahahahhaahhahaahahaaahhaahahah thats some funny shit.

 

wow i wonder if people are actually more inclined to buy a certain coffin because a pretty girl is kneeling next to it. interesting

 

wow. just wow. I dont know if that bothers me. ..... oh well. Thats so morbid in a way. Becasue someday those pretty girls are going to be hideously old and ugly and die . hmm..

 

Sex sells... coffins, that is! So that's what they mean buy getting a woody from sex lol.

 

I'd buy that coffin anyday

 

does the coffin come with the girl?

 

of course she isnt. that would be too good to be true

 

Holy fuck! One of the dumbest things I've ever seen

 

haha i do. but i dont sell coffins. only oompas

 

does it really matter? the last time i sold you a live oompa you ended up killing it

fucker

 

its called common sense...

i thought a smooth criminal like yourself would have some

 

its ok

 

oh yeah like what?

 

This has got to be a joke! I don't believe it!

 

yeah and im goin to try you know what
:H

 

I thought maybe they'd be lying in them, playing dead..... in a bikini....

 

Kjhippielove, i am interested in purchasing one of your oompas, but first two questions 1) what do i feed it? and 2) do they make much mess around the house

 

I never thought I would see a half naked woman posing as a poster slut for a coffin company..... thats just odd!