Sex sells... coffins, that is!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by bedlam, Apr 30, 2005.

  1. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

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    Humm just found this site> http://www.cofanifunebri.it/product.htm

    An Italian coffin company is using sexy sexy models to show off their wares in the same way one might sell a fancy new sports car.

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    This gives a whole new meaning to using the term "a stiff" for a dead person.
     
  2. paperclipart

    paperclipart Banned

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    hahahahahahahhaahhahaahahaaahhaahahah thats some funny shit.
     
  3. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    wow i wonder if people are actually more inclined to buy a certain coffin because a pretty girl is kneeling next to it. interesting
     
  4. Amanda's Shadow

    Amanda's Shadow Flower Child

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    wow. just wow. I dont know if that bothers me. ..... oh well. Thats so morbid in a way. Becasue someday those pretty girls are going to be hideously old and ugly and die . hmm..
     
  5. Bellfire01

    Bellfire01 I'll say anything

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    Sex sells... coffins, that is! So that's what they mean buy getting a woody from sex lol. ;)
     
  6. mynameisjake07

    mynameisjake07 Banned

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    I'd buy that coffin anyday
     
  7. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    does the coffin come with the girl?
     
  8. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    of course she isnt. that would be too good to be true
     
  9. 121

    121 Senior Member

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    Holy fuck! One of the dumbest things I've ever seen :D
     
  10. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    haha i do. but i dont sell coffins. only oompas :(
     
  11. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    does it really matter? the last time i sold you a live oompa you ended up killing it

    fucker
     
  12. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    its called common sense...

    i thought a smooth criminal like yourself would have some
     
  13. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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  14. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    oh yeah like what?
     
  15. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    This has got to be a joke! I don't believe it!
     
  16. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    yeah and im goin to try you know what
    :H
     
  17. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    I thought maybe they'd be lying in them, playing dead.....:D in a bikini....:D
     
  18. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    Kjhippielove, i am interested in purchasing one of your oompas, but first two questions 1) what do i feed it? and 2) do they make much mess around the house :p
    :D
     
  19. Shell

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    I never thought I would see a half naked woman posing as a poster slut for a coffin company..... thats just odd!
     

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