A Poem: Stupid Things Bush Has Said

Discussion in 'Poetry' started by bedlam, May 1, 2005.

  1. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

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    Poetry by George W. Bush

    *This is a short poem made up entirely of actual
    quotations from George W. Bush. These have been
    arranged, only for aesthetic purposes, by Washington
    Post writer Richard Thompson.


    MAKE THE PIE HIGHER

    I think we all agree, the past is over.
    This is still a dangerous world.
    It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
    And potential mental losses.

    Rarely is the question asked
    Is our children learning?
    Will the highways of the Internet
    Become more few?

    How many hands have I shaked?
    They misunderestimate me.
    I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

    I know that the human being
    And the fish can coexist.
    Families is where our nation finds hope,
    Where our wings take dream.

    Put food on your family!
    Knock down the tollbooth!
    Vulcanize society!
    Make the pie higher!
    Make the pie higher!
     
  2. pagansrule!

    pagansrule! Member

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    AWESOME! I love "Bushisms", and this pretty much sums them all up.
    Well done!
     
  3. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    "I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity".


    Now if he had said that during his campaign I might have voted for him.
     
  4. Wonder Girl

    Wonder Girl rhapsody in pink

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    I love the Bushisms too....he's damn funny at times.
     
  5. browneydgrl

    browneydgrl Member

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    "I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity"

    HAHAHA when i read that quote, the first thing i thought of was a dog humping someone's leg
     

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