nope it is not the jeans it is this frkn magnifying glass i have had to look through since my last trip that makes your ass look fat. acid or dmt?
I would rather fuck you...genital warts aren't my style. What would you do for a this wonderful ice cream sandwich?
well seeing as I left my job last month and moved back to Arizona....my finances suck. "Money talks....but why does mine always say GOODBYE"? What are ya doing for "Mother's Day"?
i didnt get to see my mom on mothers day, my step dad is a dick head and i had to leave so for mothers day i went to my buddy kyles house and got super drunk and watch house of daggers?? do you have an asshole family member???
Yep..my stepdad...if he gets mad about something that I do, he wont tell me, he'll tell my mom, get mad at her, and turns it into her fault, when she did absolutely NOTHING wrong, she's the best mom in the world... What is your best quality?? physical or personality
music would you keep a cat that had 4 peg legs??? if so what would you name it?? (c'mon be creative!!)
About 3 thousand .. depending how much 'other' crap they put in. If you were to eat 3 thousand sausages you would drop dead , right ?.
hmmm...im just taking a guess here...but i think you may well drop dead...or drown in a sea of your own vomit