Sex With Yourselfs

HAHA this is funny ok there is a forum for the strangest place you have ever had sex but what if your a virgin. HAHA where is the strangest place you had sex with yourselfs?? HAHA

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chickens

 

Porte-potty at a constuction site. Fuckdamn, I'm a lame-ass.

 

At my friends house in her bathroom

 

Did it in the middle of a two-lane road once, stark naked and right on the double yellow line. Middle of the night, so not too much risk, but still a very hot experience...

 

OH YA, I BEAT YOU ALL!! I did it at valley fair on a school feild trip! sure it;s pathetic, but think about what we're discussing

 

In school. It was a while ago (in 8th grade I think), I was taking a test in a room all by myself and suddenly got the urge. Might have been funny if a teacher walked in on me. I'd be scarred for life.

 

ok im about to own this thread ive jacked off in some many fuked up places here is a list of the weirdest

-in church
-church bathroom
-in the back seat of my car
-in friends bed
-in the woods
-during class
-school bathroom
-in pool

thats all i can think of but..wow those r pretty fucked up

 

Did anybody else catch on? You must have had pretty deep pockets or something.

 

the girl across from me asked wat i was doign and why my leg was all stiff and i was kinda slumping i said i was stretching, and ya i wore a hoody so that big pocket in the fornt serves wonders

 

I can't even remember! I do way too much... way too much. Gotta cut down. A masterbation fast.

 

I'm not a virgin, but the wierdest place i got myself off was the bathroom in the Chicago Museum of Contemporary Art after a giant Van Gogh exhibit!

EDIT: it might have been the Art Institute of Chicago.. don't quite remember...

 

hmmm well i was picking apples for this guy and im out in the middle of the feild and im like, ok this is boring so i whip it out and wack it then soon as i finish wacking off in this apple orchard i stand up put it away and he had just walked up... i hope he had just walked up and hadnt seen...

 

Dude I dont think I've ever been that desperate.

 

public bathrooms. but if you gotta rub one out, you gotta rub one out.

 

I fucked my gf in the girls bathroom in high school.


Damn that was fun.

 

i fuck my ex behind the bleachers...

 

When I was in Boy Scouts, I was up at Camp Laramie and had the urge to beat off. I scaled up on top of some rocks where nobody was and did so; kinda humbling to be outdoors.

 

-I used to clean the garage floor with this big machine in the early morning, before people came to work... all these pics of sexy women on the wall, so I started the business one morning, and then when I'd finished, work and all, I went into the office area to find the boss on an early start. I hope he didn't spot me...

-Next to a sign on the A39, drunk at half past something in the morning

 

wen i was babysittin the kid in bed upstairs tho im not that sick love 2 do it outside tho

 

uhm... the strangests... driving my (ex)motorbike