I have 5 nipples! seriously.

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by VooDooPirate, May 4, 2005.

  1. VooDooPirate

    VooDooPirate Member

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    yup. According to my doctors. I know a lot of people have 3rd nipples, like little bumps or discolorations around the boobs... so i thought i had three. Under my left boob is a teeeny tiny little inverted nipple, like soo tiny it isnt noticeable, but up close its definately like a 2 milimeter nippy (my mom has one to) so when i had a mole on my side my doctor told me it was an unformed nipple as well, she removed it. (it looked like a mole, not a nipple at all) so then i had 4 nipples... well 3 cuz one was removed. Now 2 more moles have grown in the place of the one big one that was removed... so its technically 2 more nipples that came form the one mama nipple... so that makes five. I have five nipples. and its not as exciting as it could be.
     
  2. Sarah JAY 420

    Sarah JAY 420 Member

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    haha well thats interesting. One of my friends only have one testi...
     
  3. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    "haha well thats interesting. One of my friends only have one testi..."
    lotsa people have one testi, i'd find it interesting if someone had 3 :p
     
  4. HippyFreek2004

    HippyFreek2004 changed screen name

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    so does one of the forumers....his name is monosphere...now break that down...mono + sphere...mono = one and sphere = ....well you know ;)
     
  5. monosphere

    monosphere Holly's Hubby

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    Umm... thanks for sharing that bit of my life with the forums, dear. Glad to know that my yam sack is being discussed around here without my prior knowledge.

    To be fair, I do have a prosthetic nut in its place. Unfortunately, it doesn't have bionic abilities. Otherwise, I'd be a kickass superhero.

    Actually, it's okay, Holly. You're too cute to stay angry at. Besides, I'd give my left nut to do ya. wait a sec...

    can't believe I had the balls to say that.
     
  6. Spaceduck

    Spaceduck Member

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    LMAO
    Aw, I'm sure HippyFreek was just funnin. No need to get testi.
    Really now. What's the difference between 1 ball or 2... there's not a vas deferens.
     
  7. monosphere

    monosphere Holly's Hubby

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    LMFAO!!!

    Dude, that was too funny! I almost busted a nut from laughing so hard.
     
  8. Spaceduck

    Spaceduck Member

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    STOPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!! PMSLMFAO
     
  9. Peace Attack

    Peace Attack Make War

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    Dayum I only have three.
     
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